Missy: So no one's gonna say anything for the rest of the night?
Jana: Wouldn't be the first time no one's said anything when the subject of love came up.
Georgie: I said something.
Jana: That doesn't count.
Georgie: Missy, if you said "I love you" to Marcus, and he said "samesies," would you be okay with that?
Missy: Well...
Georgie: And before you answer, remember who agreed to take you on a secret date.
Jana: Don't ask her, she's a kid.
Georgie: She held hands and shared a straw!

Meemaw: You ready to start dating again?
Brenda Sparks: I think I need some time.
Meemaw: Well, if you change your mind, there's a gentleman over here at the bar who would like us to see his butt crack. [laughs]

Principal Petersen: Well, I know it's rough, but my old man left when I was around your age. What are you, about 16, 17?
Billy Sparks: I'm 12.
Principal Petersen: Damn.
George: You know, maybe he doesn't want to talk about this.
Coach Wilkins: Sometimes it's good to get stuff off your chest. My man's been through a lot. And we're here for you.
Billy Sparks: Thank you.
Mr. Givens: I'm gonna raise.
Principal Petersen: On the bright side, you could look after your mom now. That's what I did. Made a man out of me.
George: You know, Billy, sometimes these things are for the best.
Coach Wilkins: Why would you say that?
George: My parents had a bad marriage. Honestly, it... it was hard to be around.
Mr. Givens: Full boat, read 'em and weep. Come to papa. Sorry.

Georgie: Should we just forget it and go home?
Jana: Fine by me.
Missy: Does the backseat get a vote?
Georgie: You put me on the spot. I never said that to anyone before.
Jana: Me neither, and it didn't go well. Samesies.
Georgie: I'm sorry. I'm not even sure what it's supposed to feel like.
Jana: Well, if you felt it, you'd know.
Georgie: I know that I like you. A lot. More than anybody else.
Missy: Aw.
Jana: Really?
Georgie: Yeah.
Missy: By the way, when Marcus is in the car, you can't be this lame.

David: [on the phone] Okay, so what we're gonna need to do is wipe your hard drive clean and reinstall the operating system.
Sheldon: What about all my files?
David: Do you have everything backed up?
Sheldon: I back up my files every Thursday night. I call it Backup Thursdays. It's not the catchiest, but it sums up the situation.
David: Perfect. After we wipe your drive, you can restore it, and you'll be good as new.
Sheldon: Thank you so much.
David: No problem. So, start by turning the computer off and inserting the DOS disk.
Sheldon: Wait, what if I used the backup disk after the virus was already on the computer?
David: Oh. Uh, then I'm afraid it's corrupted, too.
Sheldon: But how do I get my files?
David: You don't.
Sheldon: But I have all my old papers on there, my parents' taxes.
David: I'm sorry.

Principal Petersen: You ever play football?
Billy Sparks: No, sir.
Principal Petersen: Think about it. I will forge a birth certificate tomorrow.

Sheldon: Dad, something terrible happened.
George: What's the matter?
Sheldon: I lost all the files on my computer.
George: Oh, well, I'm sure you can get 'em back.
Sheldon: I can't, and It's all my fault.
George: All right, calm down.
Sheldon: I can't calm down. This is a disaster.
Billy Sparks: It'll be okay, Sheldon.
Sheldon: You don't understand. They're gone. And they're gone forever. And no matter what I do, they're never coming back, so it won't be okay.
Adult Sheldon: I wish I could tell you I realized the cruel irony of what I had just said to Billy, and apologized. But I didn't.