Popular Quotes
Quote from the episode A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer
Sheldon: We really need to get one of these.
Mary: What on earth do we need a computer for?
Missy: Yeah, we got you and your big head.
Quote from the episode A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer
Sheldon: It's not fair. You bought Missy a Ring Pop.
Mary: For ten cents.
Missy: And I'm worth every penny.
Quote from the episode A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer
Missy: I forgot to tell you, a girl called for you.
George Jr.: What girl?
Missy: I don't know. A girl.
George Jr.: Well, what'd she say?
Missy: It's hard to remember. This was months ago.
Quote from the episode Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey
Meemaw: Okay, now, what are we talking about here? Sheldon is intelligent and responsible, and Missy is ... his sister.
Quote from the episode Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey
Missy: Found 'em.
Sheldon: The tweezers?
Missy: Mom's needles and her magnifying glass.
Sheldon: Absolutely not.
Missy: Let me at least try.
Sheldon: No.
Missy: You're being a baby.
Sheldon: Nothing you can say will change my mind.
Missy: What if it gets infected and turns green and they have to cut it off?
Quote from the episode Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey
Missy: Wait till you hear what I did to Meemaw.
Quote from the episode Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine
Mary: Let's talk about something else. Georgie, how was your day?
George Jr.: My brother told the entire school we can't afford cable.
Mary: Oh, right. Missy?
Missy: Good, until I learned we can't afford cable.
Quote from the episode Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine
[Sheldon performs the splits and Mr. Lundy jumps on to a chair]
Sheldon: That looked dangerous.
Mr. Lundy: No, that looks dangerous.
Quote from the episode Jiu-jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-hoo
Sheldon: Missy, I could really use your help.
Missy: With what?
Sheldon: I'm being bullied by Bobbi Sparks.
Missy: Hilarious. Go on.
Quote from the episode A Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man's Backside
Mary: I'll be back.
Missy: Where you going?
Mary: To give the owner of that comic book store a piece of my mind!
Missy: Cool.
Mary: And then I'm calling Heather's mom!
Missy: Aw.
Quote from the episode A Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man's Backside
Sheldon: Mom, you're embarrassing me.
Mary: Oh, is that right? Well, guess what. I don't care. [to Glenn] And if I catch you doing it again, I'll be back with my husband, he is way scarier than me.
Glenn: I doubt that.
Quote from the episode A Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man's Backside
George Sr.: Will you excuse me? I have to go take a cold shower.
Quote from the episode A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish
Meemaw: Let me buy you a drink, and we'll talk about this. I'm more on your side than you think.
Brenda Sparks: Somehow, I doubt that.
Meemaw: It's true. Don't you think I realize that Mary can be a bit-
Brenda Sparks: Of a self-righteous bitch?
Meemaw: I was gonna say "challenging," but sure, let's go with yours. It's got a nice rhythm.
Quote from the episode A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish
Missy: I want to be just like you when I grow up.
Mary: No, you don't.
George Sr.: Pick again.
Quote from the episode Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentlemen Callers, and a Dinette Set
Dr. John Sturgis: Your feelings are understandable. Connie is a remarkable woman.
Ira Rosenbloom: Yes, she is. But, again, I'm sorry. I should never have called you weird. I mean, eh, it was rude.
Dr. John Sturgis: I've been called much worse. A professor once called me ostrobogulous. I had to look that one up.
Ira Rosenbloom: What's it mean?
Dr. John Sturgis: That I'm a weirdo.
Quote from the episode A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce
Mary: Hey, have you noticed anything off with Sheldon?
George Sr.: Uh, no, no, no. Can't say that I have. Why?
Mary: He's been awful quiet, and, at the risk of being indelicate, he's gone several days without a bowel movement.
George Sr.: How do you know that?
Mary: Well, I was worried about him, so I took a look in his potty journal.
George Sr.: He's still keeping that thing, huh?
Mary: Oh, yeah, that's why he wanted the Polaroid camera.
Quote from the episode A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries
George Sr.: So, Sheldon, Missy, we got some exciting news.
Sheldon: Georgie took a bath?
George Jr.: No. And how come I don't get exciting news?
George Sr.: This isn't about you.
Mary: But after dinner, why don't you go rinse off?
Quote from the episode A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries
Mary: Good gravy, she's sad, Sheldon, come on!
Quote from the episode Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan
Mary: I already know the first change I'm gonna make. Instead of calling it "Hell House," which is a little off-putting, I'm gonna call it "Heck House." Isn't that great?
George Sr.: That is great.
George Jr.: You don't really mean that.
George Sr.: Yes, I do.
George Jr.: Oh, I get it. Happy wife, happy life.
George Sr.: You need to stop talking.
Quote from the episode Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero
George Sr.: Hey, so listen, how attached are you to living here in Medford?
Missy: I don't know what that means.
George Sr.: If we moved away, do you have really good friends that you'd miss a lot?
Missy: I have really good friends, but I think they would mostly miss me.
George Sr.: 'Cause you make friends wherever you go.
Missy: I do. People are drawn to me.