George: You saw it. My own son can't even imagine me being a role model? How am I supposed to be okay with that?
Mary: You're a role model for Georgie.
George: I used to be. Now he wants to grow up and be Tony Danza.

Mary: Did you forget you have a daughter who would really benefit from having a good man to look up to? Oh, dear Lord. You did forget.

George: I didn't forget. I just don't know how to spend time with her.
Mary: It ain't rocket science, George. She's a little girl. Ask her what she wants to do, and then do it with her.
George: Oh, yeah. I suppose.
Mary: Trust me. She'll be thrilled to spend some time with you.
George: Okay. Yeah, I'll give it a try. Hey, when we do, you know, whatever it is she likes to do, you're gonna be there, right?
Mary: No.
George: Well, this just got harder.

Sheldon: I've been researching things that you and I can do with Dr. Sturgis. There's a lecture tonight at Rice University called "What's happening at the center of our galaxy".
Meemaw: Let me just stop you right there.
Sheldon: Don't worry. I know what's happening at the center, but I would never spoil it for you.

Meemaw: Look, I know you're invested in me and John having a relationship, and I'm not saying we won't. But it ain't gonna happen with you always underfoot.
Sheldon: Have I been underfoot?
Meemaw: Honey, in order for grown-ups to get to know each other, they need to have some alone time.
Sheldon: What if I'm around, but I took a vow of silence?
Meemaw: Go home and have your breakfast.

George: Hey.
Missy: Hi, Dad.
George: What you doing?
Missy: Am I in trouble?
George: No, no. Just checking in on you.
Missy: Why?
George: 'Cause you're my daughter and I love you.
Missy: This is getting weird.
George: It is.

Meemaw: Uh, so, uh, what do you say about 6:00?
Dr. John Sturgis: It's a date.
Meemaw: Terrific.
Dr. John Sturgis: Oh, and, um, let's not mention this to Sheldon so as to keep him from being underfoot.
Meemaw: Have you been talking to him?
Dr. John Sturgis: I have. See you later.

George: Do I really need to get dressed up to go to Red Lobster?
Mary: You're getting dressed up for your daughter. And that's a new shirt, so be sure to ask for a bib.

Adult Sheldon: During that time, I saw three cars drive by and a raccoon dragging a slice of pizza.

George: So what do you think?
Meemaw: I think we might be underdressed.

Georgie: If it's just the two of us, why can't I eat watching TV?
Mary: 'Cause you're having dinner with your mother and it's a chance for us to talk.
Georgie: Sheldon's having dinner and looking out the window.
Mary: Want me to have him join us?
Georgie: No!
Mary: Then quit complaining.

Georgie: So what do you want to talk about?
Mary: Um, I don't know. How's school?
Georgie: It's school, it's a turd fest.
Mary: Charming. Are you dating anyone?
Georgie: Nah, nobody up to my standards.
Mary: Sure.
Georgie: Can I ask you a question?
Mary: Course, you can ask me anything.
Georgie: Were you pregnant with me when you married Dad?
Mary: Um, why would you ask that?
Georgie: Sheldon said so.
Mary: How would Sheldon know?
Georgie: He did the math.
Mary: What math?
Georgie: He said the time between my birthday and your wedding day was six months.
Mary: Um, yeah. That's because you were born premature.
Georgie: I've seen my birth certificate, it said I weighed nine pounds.
Mary: Yes, that's true. You were a big fat preemie. Let's talk about something else.
Georgie: Why?
Mary: 'Cause I'd very much like to.

Meemaw: You know, it's a long bike ride at night. If you want you're welcome to stay.
Dr. John Sturgis: No, it's fine, I-I have a headlight on my bicycle.
Meemaw: Oh, sure, sure. Although, I hear it might rain.
Dr. John Sturgis: No worries. I have a pocket poncho.
Meemaw: So you do. John, I'm inviting you to spend the night.
Dr. John Sturgis: Oh. No, thank you.

Sheldon: This is very promising.
Missy: What's happening?
Sheldon: Dr. Sturgis's bike is still at Meemaw's.
Missy: So?
Sheldon: That means he probably is, too.
Missy: You need to get a life.

Sheldon: Mom, Mom, Mom.
Mary: What's wrong?
George: What's going on?
Sheldon: Dr. Sturgis and Meemaw had their first sleepover. It's a big step in their relationship. I'm going to go congratulate them.
George: Hey, put on a jacket, it's chilly out.
Sheldon: Will do!
Mary: Or try saying he can't go.
George: Oh, never mind, you can't go!
Sheldon: The last thing I heard was jacket!