Principal Petersen: George, you don't mess with a winning streak.
George: So as long as we're winning I'm stuck with this guy?
Principal Petersen: That's right.
George: What if we lose?
Principal Petersen: Then you're gonna get murdered by a guy wearing a pink cowboy hat.

Coach Wilkins: Mm, mm. Booth just opened up. Y'all want to move over?
Principal Petersen: Booth? We're not on a date. I don't want our knees rubbing up on each other.
Coach Wilkins: Well, excuse me for wanting to be comfortable.
Principal Petersen: George, you believe this guy? He wants to sit in a booth.
George: [chuckles] What? Oh, yeah. Come on, Wayne we're not on a date.
Principal Petersen: I just made that joke. Get your head in the game.
George: Sorry, I... I'm a little distracted.

Principal Petersen: I got a buddy who coaches at Rice who was asking about you.
George: Great college. So, what'd you tell him?
Principal Petersen: Well, I told him you wouldn't be interested, you're pretty happy here.
George: What? Why would you do that?
Principal Petersen: So you're not happy here?
George: No, of course I'm happy here, it's just...
Principal Petersen: Aw, I'm just messing with you. [chuckles] I told them you'd be a fantastic coach and they'd be crazy not to take you.