‘Jiu-jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-hoo’ Quotes Page 3 of 4
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117. Jiu-jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-hoo
April 5, 2018After Sheldon starts learning self-defense, Mary and George are disturbed to find out he is being bullied. When the identity of his unlikely tormenter is revealed, Sheldon's parents disagree on how to handle the situation.
Quote from Herschel Sparks
George: You know, we should probably get our stories straight before we talk to our respective mates.
Herschel Sparks: Sure. What do you want to say?
George: How 'bout this? We had words, it almost got ugly, but we came to an understanding.
Herschel Sparks: I like that. You want to take a swing at me? Make it look real? I have a freakishly high tolerance for pain.
George: No, no. But you're sweet for offering.
Quote from Billy Sparks
Missy: Isn't he pretty?
Bobbi Sparks: Very pretty.
Billy Sparks: I feel pretty.
Quote from Sheldon
Luis: Cooper. Your stop.
Sheldon: Would you mind dropping me off closer to my house?
Luis: You know I'm not allowed to do that.
Sheldon: What if I did your taxes?
Luis: Sorry, kiddo.
Sheldon: I could've gotten you a nice refund.
Quote from Missy
Sheldon: I'd rather not talk about it.
Mary: No, I want a name right now.
George: Mary.
Mary: Have you been hurting him?
Missy: Only with my words.
Quote from Brenda Sparks
Brenda Sparks: [on the tannoy] Connie Tucker to the front desk, please. Connie Tucker.
Mary: Why are you calling her?
Brenda Sparks: You say my daughter's harassing your son. Well, her daughter's harassing me.
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: This leg lock is called an Outside Ashi Garami.
Tam: What happens next?
Sheldon: That depends, is this your foot or mine?
Quote from Missy
George: You go with him.
Missy: But my cereal's gonna get soggy.
George: Go.
Missy: [sighs] I'd like one nice morning.
Quote from George Sr.
Herschel Sparks: I don't know what to tell you, George. I mean, is it, is it possible your son has a little crush on her?
George: Oh, I don't think he's wired that way.
Herschel Sparks: Oh, are you saying that he's a-
George: No, no, I'm saying he's a bookworm. Unless she's math or a dictionary, he ain't interested.
Quote from Sheldon
Mary: You want to tell me what happened?
Sheldon: Bobbi Sparks came into the garage-
Mary: And she attacked you?
Sheldon: Not exactly. I tried to use jiu-jitsu on her, but I tripped and fell.
Quote from Mary
Sheldon: Did you ever have a bully when you were growing up?
Mary: Have you met your grandma?
Quote from George Sr.
Mary: I thought you said you handled it next door.
George: I did say that.
Quote from George Sr.
George: Where you goin'?
Mary: To handle it.
George: Should've been you in the first place.
Mary: What?
George: Good luck!
Quote from Missy
Sheldon: Missy, I could really use your help.
Missy: With what?
Sheldon: I'm being bullied by Bobbi Sparks.
Missy: Hilarious. Go on.