Adult Sheldon: The perilous journey from the bus stop to my front door was 97.5 meters. FYI, insisting on using the metric system in East Texas is another reason I was hunted by predators.
Meemaw: I bowled a new high score last night. George Sr.: Nice. Meemaw: I got two turkeys. Missy: What's a turkey? Meemaw: It's three strikes in a row. Missy: Why do they call it a turkey? Meemaw: Well, when they first invented bowling, they used to just throw frozen turkeys at the pins. Eventually, they switched to balls to cut down on the smell. George Sr.: Why you lying to her? Meemaw: I find it keeps my mind sharp.
Mary: Georgie, I need to talk to you, and wake up, you're gonna be late. George Jr.: Got it covered. I sleep in my clothes.
Mary: Look, somebody has been picking on your brother. You know anything about it? George Jr.: No. Mary: You better not be covering for anybody. George Jr.: I'm not. Most kids at school ignore him, and the girls all think he's cute. It's kind of annoying.
Mary: Well, I need you to look after him. George Jr.: Why? Mary: Because I'm your mother, and I'm asking you nicely. George Jr.: What if I don't want to? Mary: I don't care, you're doing it. George Jr.: How was that nice?