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  • Jiu-jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-hoo

    117. Jiu-jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-hoo

    April 5, 2018

    After Sheldon starts learning self-defense, Mary and George are disturbed to find out he is being bullied. When the identity of his unlikely tormenter is revealed, Sheldon's parents disagree on how to handle the situation.

Quote from George Sr.

Herschel Sparks: Hey, George. It has come to my attention that your wife went to speak with my wife at her place of work, - and, uh-
George: She send you over here?
Herschel Sparks: Uh, the-the important thing is that I'm here to tell you that, uh, Mary's behavior was inappropriate.
George: You know, it's interesting. When I came to your house, you were laughin', and now you're all serious. Why is that?

Quote from George Sr.

George: You hang out in here?
Herschel Sparks: Sure. Once you get used to the smell, it's not so bad.
George: I coach a high school football team. This smells like petunias.

Quote from Billy Sparks

Missy: Isn't he pretty?
Bobbi Sparks: Very pretty.
Billy Sparks: I feel pretty.

Quote from Herschel Sparks

Herschel Sparks: I feel bad about the whole thing with the kids.
George: Hey, it happens.
Herschel Sparks: I know, but Bobbi shouldn't be beatin' on Sheldon like that. It's not okay.
George: What's not okay is Sheldon gettin' beat up by a little girl.
Herschel Sparks: Well ... yeah.

Quote from Herschel Sparks

Brenda Sparks: Where is that fat dumbass?
Herschel Sparks: Believe it or not, that means I'm gettin' lucky tonight.
George: Y'all have an odd relationship.
Herschel Sparks: Love is a mysterious thing.

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