‘Jiu-jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-hoo’ Quotes Page 4 of 4
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117. Jiu-jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-hoo
April 5, 2018After Sheldon starts learning self-defense, Mary and George are disturbed to find out he is being bullied. When the identity of his unlikely tormenter is revealed, Sheldon's parents disagree on how to handle the situation.
Quote from Mary
Mary: I see that. But you understand that your daughter's being abusive to my son.
Brenda Sparks: Well, maybe your son needs to grow a pair.
Mary: And in due time, he will.
Quote from Mary
Brenda Sparks: You know what? I have been nothin' but nice to you and your family since the day y'all moved in, and I'm over it. Watching you walk around all holier than thou, like you're better than everyone else. Well, guess what, you're not.
Mary: I'm gonna pray for you!
Quote from George Sr.
Herschel Sparks: Hey, George. It has come to my attention that your wife went to speak with my wife at her place of work, - and, uh-
George: She send you over here?
Herschel Sparks: Uh, the-the important thing is that I'm here to tell you that, uh, Mary's behavior was inappropriate.
George: You know, it's interesting. When I came to your house, you were laughin', and now you're all serious. Why is that?
Quote from George Sr.
George: You hang out in here?
Herschel Sparks: Sure. Once you get used to the smell, it's not so bad.
George: I coach a high school football team. This smells like petunias.
Quote from Herschel Sparks
Herschel Sparks: I feel bad about the whole thing with the kids.
George: Hey, it happens.
Herschel Sparks: I know, but Bobbi shouldn't be beatin' on Sheldon like that. It's not okay.
George: What's not okay is Sheldon gettin' beat up by a little girl.
Herschel Sparks: Well ... yeah.