Coach Wilkins Quotes

Quote from the episode A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross

Coach Wilkins: You sure you want to eat that?
George Sr.: [mouth full] Why not?
Coach Wilkins: I heard your triglycerides are through the roof.
George Sr.: Who told you that?
Coach Wilkins: My brother plays poker with your doctor.

Quote from the episode A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor

Coach Wilkins: Sheldon back in the nurse's office?
George Sr.: Yep.
Coach Wilkins: Let me guess. Yellow fever. Dengue fever. Cat scratch fever.
George Sr.: Cholera.
Coach Wilkins: Ooh! I was gonna say cholera.