Audrey Quotes   Page 2 of 2

Quote from the episode An Ankle Monitor and a Big Plastic Crap House

Audrey: The good news is, with Amanda back in the house, I can help her come to her senses.
Jim: Good plan. Hey, uh, in the meantime, I was thinking of putting Georgie to work at the store.
Audrey: There you go, watering the crabgrass.
Jim: It's not charity, all right? He'll work.
Audrey: He's a criminal, Jim.

Quote from the episode An Ankle Monitor and a Big Plastic Crap House

Georgie: Morning. Have a seat.
Mandy: Georgie made us breakfast. Isn't that nice?
Audrey: Oh, well, look at that. Thank you.
Georgie: My pleasure.
Audrey: I guess I'll just have to run to the supermarket later and get some more eggs for that cake I was going to make.
Georgie: Oh, no problem. I-I can go to the grocery store.
Audrey: Oh. Apparently we're not job-hunting today.
Jim: Oh, speaking of jobs. [off Audrey's look] Good luck to you, son.

Quote from the episode Community Service and the Key to a Happy Marriage

Georgie: Hey, we got any fresh binkies? I found this one in her diaper.
Audrey: Drying rack. [Constance crying o.s.] Or... you could just let her soothe herself.
Georgie: What do you mean?
Audrey: Well, if you give her a pacifier every time she fusses, she'll never learn.
Georgie: So, I should just let her cry?
Audrey: Whatever you think is best.
Georgie: Can't you just tell me?

Quote from the episode Community Service and the Key to a Happy Marriage

Audrey: I heard you took CeeCee to Dr. Talanda.
Mandy: We did. And he was very good. Thank you.
Audrey: No need to thank me. I just want the best for my granddaughter.
Jim: Well, that's what we all want.
Mandy: Funny thing. Uh, Talanda said it's actually okay for CeeCee to have her pacifier to sleep.
Audrey: Who's raising this baby, him or you?
Georgie: We are. And I think we're doing a dang good job of it.
Audrey: I was talking to my daughter.
Jim: Oh, I love this commercial. The dog eats the cat food. [laughs]
Mandy: Georgie can talk, okay? That's how our marriage works.

Quote from the episode Community Service and the Key to a Happy Marriage

Audrey: Excuse me, are you implying my husband isn't allowed to speak his mind?
Georgie: Well, if we're gonna put cards on the table, yeah.
Audrey: [laughs] That isn't true. Tell him, Jim.
Jim: Uh...
Mandy: Like he can say anything now that you put him on the spot.
Audrey: He isn't on the spot. He is a grown man. Speak. [Jim is silent]
Mandy: Stop bossing him around. He will speak when he wants to.
Georgie: You want to get some popcorn?
Audrey: Oh, please, I've been married to the man for 35 years...
Jim: Yeah.
Audrey: ...I know what he wants.
Mandy: Maybe what he wants is for you to get off his back.
Audrey: Oh, look who's an expert on marriage after one whole month.