Audrey Quote #19
Quote from Audrey in the episode Community Service and the Key to a Happy Marriage
Audrey: I heard you took CeeCee to Dr. Talanda.
Mandy: We did. And he was very good. Thank you.
Audrey: No need to thank me. I just want the best for my granddaughter.
Jim: Well, that's what we all want.
Mandy: Funny thing. Uh, Talanda said it's actually okay for CeeCee to have her pacifier to sleep.
Audrey: Who's raising this baby, him or you?
Georgie: We are. And I think we're doing a dang good job of it.
Audrey: I was talking to my daughter.
Jim: Oh, I love this commercial. The dog eats the cat food. [laughs]
Mandy: Georgie can talk, okay? That's how our marriage works.
Audrey Quotes
Quote from the episode Baptists, Catholics and an Attempted Drowning
Mandy: Hey, would you be upset if we didn't get married by Father Donovan?
Audrey: Did that woman convince you to get married Baptist? She says it's not a cult, but I'm not so sure.
Quote from the episode An Ankle Monitor and a Big Plastic Crap House
Georgie: I can't thank y'all enough.
Jim: Oh, don't be silly. Stay as long as you need.
Mandy: It's only temporary.
Audrey: Whatever. We're just thrilled to have you and the baby here.
Georgie: And me, too, right?
Audrey: Yes, you'll be here, too.
Quote from the episode A Baby Shower and Testosterone-Rich Banter
Audrey: I know this wonderful bakery that makes a cake that looks just like a fairy-tale castle.
Mary: I was gonna make my German chocolate cake.
Audrey: She's having a girl, not starting World War II.
Mary: Castle cake it is.
Audrey: Yay.
‘Community Service and the Key to a Happy Marriage’ Quotes
Quote from Meemaw
Meemaw: [knocks] Hi, I'm Connie Tucker. I'm supposed to be reporting to my probation officer?
Officer Rhonda Thomason: You found her. Come on in.
[Meemaw moves slowly into the room with the aid of a crutch.]
Meemaw: Sorry I'm a little late. Not moving very fast today. Oof.
Officer Rhonda Thomason: Weren't you arrested running from the police?
Meemaw: Well, I have my good days.
Quote from Sheldon
Missy: Are we done?
Mary: What's your hurry?
Missy: It's paternity test day on Ricki Lake and I'm missing it.
Sheldon: If people paid more attention of what belongs where, there'd be no need for paternity tests.
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: That doesn't go there.
Missy: Doesn't matter.
Sheldon: Canned beans next to jarred preserves?
Missy: Who cares?
Sheldon: I care.
Missy: Well, no one cares that you care.
Sheldon: I'm someone. And I care that I care. And I care that I care that I care.