Mandy: Hey, would you be upset if we didn't get married by Father Donovan?
Audrey: Did that woman convince you to get married Baptist? She says it's not a cult, but I'm not so sure.

Audrey: I know this wonderful bakery that makes a cake that looks just like a fairy-tale castle.
Mary: I was gonna make my German chocolate cake.
Audrey: She's having a girl, not starting World War II.
Mary: Castle cake it is.
Audrey: Yay.

Mandy: Can you believe it?
Audrey: I'm not surprised she would do something like this. But don't worry... I was one move ahead.
Mandy: What does that mean?
Audrey: It means my granddaughter's soul is safe.
Mandy: What did you do?
Audrey: Is that the sweater I bought you? Oh, it looks so cute.
Mandy: What did you do?!
Audrey: I baptized her. Grow up.

Georgie: I can't thank y'all enough.
Jim: Oh, don't be silly. Stay as long as you need.
Mandy: It's only temporary.
Audrey: Whatever. We're just thrilled to have you and the baby here.
Georgie: And me, too, right?
Audrey: Yes, you'll be here, too.

Audrey: Now, Georgie, if the police come for you, what should we tell them?
Mandy: Mom.
Audrey: I'm sorry. I've never harbored a fugitive before.
Mandy: Mom!

Mary: All right, please, uh, say goodbye to your husband.
Audrey: Well, you can tell him yourself. He's hiding behind that stack of tires.
[Jim emerges from behind the tires and gives Mary a little wave]
Mary: Bye.

Mary: So, I was thinking we could do something sweet and simple, like a garden party.
Meemaw: Oh, that sounds good. I know Mandy doesn't like to make a big fuss.
Audrey: Since when? That girl has always wanted to be the center of attention.
Mary: Oh, well, I guess you would know. [chuckles]
Audrey: And garden party sounds lovely, but maybe we could do something a little more fun. Like princess or "around the world"... You know, all the places she was gonna go, but now she can't 'cause she ruined her life.
Meemaw: I like princess.
Audrey: Oh, great.

Audrey: What's going on? Where's Mandy?
Mary: Uh, she's fine. She's in her room.
Audrey: So she's having a baby by herself while you're all out here?
George: No, Sheldon's with her.
Audrey: Unbelievable.

Jim: You're doing great, sweetie.
Audrey: Didn't work 30 years ago, doesn't work now.
Meemaw: I think I'll just let y'all have a little family time.
Mandy: Please stay.

Mandy: Just wanted you both to know that, uh, Georgie and I are gonna be going down to City Hall next Friday, and I was hoping you'd be there.
Audrey: City Hall? Is that really what you want?
Mandy: Well, it's not our first choice, but, you know, after the tornado, it's kind of all we can afford.
Jim: 'Course we'll be there.
Audrey: If you want a bigger wedding, we'll pay for it.
Mandy: What? I-I thought you were too embarrassed for us to have a big wedding.
Jim: Excuse me, I'm j... I'm gonna, uh...
Audrey: I don't want to argue. I just want to be part of my granddaughter's life, part of your life.
Mandy: And Georgie's?
Audrey: Mm-hmm.

Mary: I'm so glad they're having a real wedding.
Audrey: Mm.
Mary: I got married at City Hall, and I've always kind of regretted it.
Audrey: We went all out. I had a gown made special in Dallas with shoes to match, and a white cowboy hat with a rhinestone brim.
Mary: Oh. You must've been so beautiful. Did Jim wear a tux?
Audrey: Probably. I don't really remember.

Mary: Do you think Mandy'll let us help her pick out a dress?
Audrey: I hope so.
Mary: Mm.
Audrey: When she was a TV weather girl, you wouldn't believe the outfits she wore.
Mary: Oh, I'm sure she looked cute.
Audrey: Maybe if she was doing the weather on the street corner.

Mary: Well, I'm sure she'll dress modestly for church. They are having a church wedding, right?
Audrey: Oh, they are definitely having a church wedding. That is one thing I am not budging on.
Mary: Good, you and I are both on the same page there.
Audrey: In fact, I already talked to Father Donovan.
Mary: [chuckles] Oh. Uh, is that your father?
Audrey: No. [laughs] He's our priest.
Mary: Oh. So, you think they're getting married in a Catholic church?
Audrey: Well, of course, we're Catholic.

Father Donovan: I baptize you in the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen.
Audrey: Amen. [panting] Here's a little something for you.

Audrey: I called it. I said no good would come of this marriage.
Jim: Yeah, yeah, you said it a lot. You said it at the wedding. But, uh, still, you know, I... I think you could be a little nicer to him.
Audrey: Sure, I can also go out in the backyard and water the crabgrass.