Georgie: When you did the weather, how'd you know if it was gonna rain or not?
Mandy: Oh, I didn't. I just wore something low-cut and read it off a screen.
Georgie: Nice.

Chloe: [to Georgie] Here we go, two margaritas. You need a chair?
Georgie: No, she's good.
Chloe: Okay. Be back in a sec to take your order.
Meemaw: I love their margaritas.
Georgie: Yeah, but I'm driving, so I'll probably just have a sip or two. [off Meemaw's look] Or none. I'm pretty full on chips.
Meemaw: [chuckles] He is such a responsible young man.
Georgie: Well, this was fun.
Meemaw: It was for me. [to Mandy] Nice meeting you. [taps Georgie on the shoulder]

George: Don't you usually hang out at Nate's?
Brenda Sparks: Well, I thought that was more your spot.
George: Yeah, usually.
Principal Petersen: But tonight he took me to this charming dump.
George: She works here.
Principal Petersen: Cool.

Brenda Sparks: Well, it was nice meeting you. I'll let y'all enjoy your night.
George: Good seeing you.
Principal Petersen: Hey, if you're here by yourself, join us.
Brenda Sparks: Oh, no. No, I wouldn't want to intrude.
George: We're probably leaving soon, anyways.
Principal Petersen: What are you talking about? You made me put on pants and leave the house. I'm at least getting a beer out of this.
George: Fine.
Principal Petersen: Sit. I'll grab us a round.

Pastor Rob: Wow. Were all these cigarettes taken from the kids?
Mary: Oh, no, those are Peg's. She's got them stashed everywhere.
Pastor Rob: [sniffs] Takes me back.
Mary: You were a smoker?
Pastor Rob: In college. You know, I was trying to look older.
Mary: Oh. Did it work?
Pastor Rob: [laughs] Imagine the Gerber Baby puffing on a Marlboro Light. [Mary laughs] I'm glad I quit, though. It's a disgusting habit.
Mary: Oh, it is.
Pastor Rob: Yeah.
Mary: I do miss it sometimes, though.
Pastor Rob: Interesting.

Mary: It was a long time ago.
Pastor Rob: How long?
Mary: Not that long. [chuckles]
Pastor Rob: Okay, I got a confession to make. Me, too.
Mary: [gasps softly] When?
Pastor Rob: Well, when I first started this job.
Mary: Oh!
Pastor Rob: Yeah, I was pretty stressed-out.
Mary: [chuckles] You wouldn't have known it.
Pastor Rob: Oh. Thank you. When was your last one?
Mary: Wednesday.
Pastor Rob: Wow.
Mary: I was having a hard time with the kids.
Pastor Rob: [chuckles] You know, there's lighters in here, too.

Sheldon: 22 minutes. This has to be a record.

Mary: This is wrong, right?
Pastor Rob: You mean how much we're enjoying it?
Mary: Yes. [both laugh]
Pastor Rob: Well, that's the nice thing about being Christian. We can always ask for forgiveness.
Mary: You have to really mean it.
Pastor Rob: Trust me, when I wake up with this taste in my mouth, I'll mean it. [chuckles]
Mary: I guess it reminds me of being young.
Pastor Rob: Hmm. [Mary chuckles] You remember your first cigarette?
Mary: Eighth grade. I snuck it out of my mom's purse. [chuckles] Ugh, menthol.
Pastor Rob: Ooh. [both chuckle]

Mary: You?
Pastor Rob: Freshman year of college, trying to impress Melissa Coolidge at a party.
Mary: Mm. [chuckles]
Pastor Rob: Man, I threw up so much.
Mary: [chuckles] Oh, no.
Pastor Rob: In my defense, it was an impressive amount. [both laugh]

Pastor Rob: Peg, how's it going?
Peg: Last time I checked, they were all alive.
Mary: Where's Sheldon?
Peg: Huh.