Chloe: [to Georgie] Here we go, two margaritas. You need a chair?
Georgie: No, she's good.
Chloe: Okay. Be back in a sec to take your order.
Meemaw: I love their margaritas.
Georgie: Yeah, but I'm driving, so I'll probably just have a sip or two. [off Meemaw's look] Or none. I'm pretty full on chips.
Meemaw: [chuckles] He is such a responsible young man.
Georgie: Well, this was fun.
Meemaw: It was for me. [to Mandy] Nice meeting you. [taps Georgie on the shoulder]

Georgie: What are you doing?
George: Separating the whites from the colors.
Georgie: Whoa, that's racist.

Georgie: Maybe you should go across the street and apologize.
George: I can't do that.
Georgie: Why not?
George: 'Cause if I do, it sets a bad precedent.
Georgie: What's Nixon got to do with it?
George: What?
Georgie: You said "bad president," like Nixon. You know, this guy.

Georgie: Okay, in my defense...
Meemaw: You have no defense. You're an idiot.
Georgie: That was a big part of my defense.

Georgie: You know one of the best things about working here? I always smell like dryer sheets.
Mandy: Is that a good thing?
Georgie: Compared to how I used to smell, yeah.

Billy Sparks: I've seen this before. They're big now, but they're gonna get small.
Missy: Yeah. It's called Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.
Billy Sparks: [whispers] If you get scared, I'm here.
Missy: Terrific.

Sheldon: Wil Wheaton plays Wesley Crusher. He's a child prodigy who's very young to be on the bridge of a Galaxy-class starship.
Missy: Okay.
Sheldon: But he's so intelligent that most people come to rely on him.
Missy: Okay.
Sheldon: Sounds kind of familiar, huh?
Missy: Okay.