Principal Petersen Quote #13
Quote from Principal Petersen in the episode The Yips and an Oddly Hypnotic Bohemian
George: [chuckles] What about women?
Principal Petersen: [sighs] Honestly... it's tough to meet people at this age.
George: No, come on, charming fella like you?
Principal Petersen: [scoffs] Sadly, this is the best night out I've had in a long time.
George: Yeah. Me, too.
Principal Petersen: But if you know anybody, send them my way.
George: Yeah, I'll think about.
Principal Petersen: You ever eat chicken in your underwear?
George: What do you think?
Principal Petersen: Yes.
George: Yes.
Principal Petersen Quotes
Quote from the episode The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-Chi's
Sheldon: You wanted to see me?
Principal Petersen: When don't I want to see you, Sheldon? Come in. I have something I'd like to give you. This is a key to the faculty restroom. No students allowed. One person at a time. And unlike the other restrooms, this one gets cleaned every night.
Sheldon: Thank you.
Principal Petersen: No, Sheldon. Thank you.
Sheldon: You're welcome.
Quote from the episode A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat
[on the "Why Sheldon Cooper Should Go to College" tape:]
Principal Petersen: A student like Sheldon comes along... once in a lifetime. This school is not gonna be the same without him. But I know he's gonna do great things. And I'm honored to have been a small part of it.
Quote from the episode Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary
George: Hey, Tom, you got a minute?
Principal Petersen: Pretty busy. Make it quick.
George: It turns out I don't need that raise.
Principal Petersen: What happened, you win the lottery?
George: No, no.
Principal Petersen: Aw, George, I am so sorry.
George: Well, what can you do?
Principal Petersen: Listen, I cleared your raise already, why don't you just keep the money.
George: Oh, no, I couldn't do that.
Principal Petersen: No. No, I mean it. It's yours.
‘The Yips and an Oddly Hypnotic Bohemian’ Quotes
Quote from Billy Sparks
George: All right, almost there. Hand me a screwdriver.
Billy Sparks: Don't stick this in an outlet. It really tingles.
Brenda Sparks: We had an incident.
Quote from Dale
Umpire: Strike!
Missy: Yes!
Dale: Aw, don't get all hysterical, little girl!
Missy: You suck!
Dale: You suck!
Missy: No! You suck!
Umpire: Strike!
Dale: I am the leader of the little people.
Quote from Adult Sheldon
Adult Sheldon: Of all the tests one takes in school, my favorite was the midterm. Finals weren't bad, but they also meant summer was approaching. I don't believe in religion, but sunshine, picnics and pool parties are proof hell exists.