Mandy: Did you find any diapers?
Missy: Yes, but only one. Use it wisely.
Mandy: Okay. Thanks.

Mandy: [to CeeCee] What are you smiling about? All your stuffed animals blew away to Oklahoma.

Georgie: [enters] Good news. Found some of your underwear in a tree.
Mandy: Those are your grandmother's.
Georgie: Ew. [drops underwear]

Meemaw: [on the phone] What do you mean I don't have coverage for tornadoes? All right, fine, it's a hurricane. No? Then what the hell am I paying you for? All right, there you have it, it's a flood. Everything's wet, what difference does it make? You know what, I'd like to talk to your supervisor.
["Walking on Sunshine" plays on phone]

Missy: [knocks on door] Dad, there's other people in this house.
George: [o.s.] I just got in here.
Missy: I saw you bring in a newspaper. It's not a library. Wrap it up.

Mandy: Oh, that smells good.
Missy: Help yourself.
Mandy: You know, you're gonna make a really good mom one day.
Missy: Thank you.
Georgie: How's that different from what I said?
Missy: You said our mom, she said a mom. Totally different.
Georgie: No, it ain't.

Georgie: What's this?
Missy: Your lunch.
Georgie: We just had a tornado. I'm not going to work.
Missy: Then you're gonna help me clean the house.
Georgie: Dang, it's like Mom never left. [off Missy's look] Sorry, it's like a mom never left.

Missy: Better. [to Mandy] How about you and me run and get groceries, baby supplies, whatever else you need.
Mandy: Okay, great. Other than your grandma's underwear, I have nothing.

Missy: You're watching CeeCee today.
George: Well, who put you in charge?
[Missy, Georgie and Mandy all raise their hands]
George: Okay, just asking.

Pastor Jeff: It must've blown over from Connie's house.
Officer Robin: You don't know that.
Pastor Jeff: Robin. We have to return it.
Officer Robin: Why?
Pastor Jeff: What do you mean why? It's the Christian thing to do.
Officer Robin: You said yourself she was running an illegal gambling establishment.
Pastor Jeff: That's true.
Officer Robin: You really think it was a coincidence that her house was the only one on the street to get torn up?
Pastor Jeff: Could be.
Officer Robin: Or could be a sign. Look at the bill, who does it say to trust?
Pastor Jeff: I see it.

Pastor Jeff: Don't you think this is a decision I should've been a part of?
Officer Robin: How about this? You can decide what we watch first.
Pastor Jeff: I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this.
Officer Robin: Well, then I'll decide. [turns TV on] Walker, Texas Ranger. Tell me that's not a sign from God.
Pastor Jeff: Geez Louise! It's like we're in a movie theater.
Officer Robin: If you're still uncomfortable, I can return it.
Pastor Jeff: I-I guess it's okay.
Officer Robin: I'll make popcorn. [exits]
Pastor Jeff: [quietly] Why are you testing me?

Mary: Your grandmother lost her home.
Sheldon: And I feel terrible, but I can't change what happened.
Mary: You could be there for your meemaw.
Sheldon: Does she even want us there?
Mary: Of course she does.
Sheldon: Let's ask her.
[cut to Meemaw on the phone from Dale's bed:]
Meemaw: There's too many people here already. You'd just be in the way.
Mary: No need to thank me. We could be back by tomorrow.
Meemaw: Are you deaf? I said don't come.
Mary: We will get through this together. God will provide.
Meemaw: What's wrong with you?
Mary: Nothing.
Meemaw: Put Sheldon on the phone.
Mary: No.
Sheldon: Let me talk to her.
Mary: Love you, bye. [hangs up]

Meemaw: What're you doing here?
Missy: He came to apologize.
Meemaw: Nobody's talking to you.
Missy: Cranky, cranky.
Meemaw: Don't you have some place better to be?
Missy: Actually, I'm about to go run around the block. I am buzzing.

Mary: Excuse me. Um... Herr Dr. Pepper?
Thomas: Ah, nein.
Mary: Um, sweet tea? [he looks confused] Oh, oh. Um... [looks at translation book] Uh, susser tea?
Thomas: Ah. Nein. Bier?
Mary: Sure. Danke.
Thomas: Bítte.
Mary: [In German: "There is a dressmaker in the village."] Oh. [chuckles] Grande. [laughs] Mmm. I'm from America.
Thomas: No kidding.
Mary: [drinks] It's good.

Mandy: Missy, I'm really impressed how you stepped up.
Missy: Thanks, it's easier now that I've discovered coffee.
Georgie: There's vegetables in the spaghetti. Since when do we eat vegetables?
Missy: We got one bathroom. Got to keep things moving.
Dale: That's very important.