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701. Half a Wiener Schnitzel and Underwear in a Tree
February 15, 2024Mary wants to come home from Germany with Sheldon after she learns about the tornado. Back home, Missy takes charge as Georgie, Mandy, CeeCee and Meemaw move into the Cooper house.
Quote from Pastor Jeff
George: Who's knocking at suppertime? [opens door]
Pastor Jeff: This is your TV now. I can't have this on my conscience. I don't want to go to hell. [hands over remote control] You'll need this.
George: Sweet. Georgie!
Quote from Sheldon
Student #1: So, you're from Texas?
Sheldon: Ja.
Student #2: Where is your cowboy hat?
Sheldon: Oh, I don't have one.
Student #3: Boots?
Sheldon: No.
Student #1: Horse?
Sheldon: No.
Student #2: Gun?
Sheldon: No.
Student #1: Are you sure you're from Texas?
Sheldon: Well, I do think I'm better than everyone else. That's mighty Texan.
Quote from Missy
Missy: [to Dale] Are you staying the night? 'Cause we're gonna need to lay a few ground rules.
Quote from Mary
George: [on the phone] Your mother's house is sort of... gone.
Mary: Gone where?
George: Everywhere.
Mary: What?! Why didn't you call me right away?
George: Well, the phones were down, honey.
Mary: That is no excuse.