Coach Wilkins: You've been doing such a good job at home, I thought you should be recognized.
George Sr.: [chuckles] Oh. Thanks.
Coach Wilkins: Mm. How'd everything go last night?
George Sr.: Not bad. Not bad.
Coach Wilkins: Glad to hear it. You lying sack.
George Sr.: What?
Coach Wilkins: I know Billy asked Missy out and it all went south. Darlene told me everything.
George Sr.: Oh, man, how did she find out?
Coach Wilkins: You know how gossip flies in the teachers' lounge.
George Sr.: Fine. Everything you said is true. Shouldn't have gotten involved.
Coach Wilkins: Well, I'm-a let you keep the mug as a goal to work towards.
George Sr.: Mm, gee, thanks.
Coach Wilkins: How'd the thing with Sheldon go? [George exhales] All right, give me the mug back.
George Sr.: Gladly.

Coach Wilkins: Oh, I know that face. Heartburn? Gas? What are we working with?
George Sr.: Not in the mood, Wayne.
Coach Wilkins: Are you in the mood for Tums? I could hook you up.