Meemaw: Oh, it's killing you, isn't it?
Mary: What? No. I... I am happy that she has an adult she can confide in about... Come on. Just tell me.
Meemaw: I would. But the bond between a girl and her grandmother is... sacred.
Mary: I am her mother and I am your daughter. Give me something.
Meemaw: [sighs] It's just boy stuff, okay?
Mary: [exhales] That she'd rather talk to you about.
Meemaw: That's right. [Mary sighs and starts eating the cake] There you go. Eat those feelings.

Missy: I told Heather that I liked Kevin so she could find out if he liked me back. Then she asked him out.
Meemaw: What?
Missy: She didn't even think he was cute until I said I liked him.
Mandy: Well, why'd you tell her?
Missy: She told me to.
Meemaw: 'Cause that's how you find out if somebody likes you in school.
Mandy: That's o-one way.
Missy: Why? What would you have done?
Mandy: Uh, well, you put him on Heather's radar when you said you liked him. I probably would have dropped a note in his locker or asked one of his guy friends.
Missy: That makes so much more sense. Why didn't you tell me that?
Meemaw: I gave you good advice. It's not my fault Heather sucks.
Missy: [scoffs] So what do I do now?
Meemaw: Well, the first thing...
Missy: I was talking to her.

Missy: Tomorrow, I'm gonna tell Heather what a bitch she is in front of everyone.
Mandy: No, no, no. Don't show your cards. Tomorrow, you're gonna be her best friend.
Missy: Why?
Mandy: 'Cause then she'll tell you things, and you can use those things against her.
Missy: Oh. You're good.
Mandy: I know.
Missy: It's nice to have someone to talk to about this stuff. My mom's pretty religious, and my meemaw's kind of old.
Meemaw: Hey. I'm sitting right here.

Dr. John Sturgis: Regardless, zero is very important.
Sheldon: I'm not saying it isn't important. I'm just saying the little round guy ain't real.
Dr. John Sturgis: You're being silly. Zero is a number, like every other number.
Sheldon: Oh, yeah? Can you divide with it?
Dr. John Sturgis: Well... No.
Sheldon: In fact, the Greek philosopher Parmenides said, "Nothing cannot exist, because to speak of something is to speak of something that exists."
Dr. John Sturgis: Well, I suppose... you could look at it that way.
Sheldon: Dr. Sturgis, zero isn't real. [exploding sound] [wind whooshing]
Dr. John Sturgis: I feel dizzy.

Georgie: Need any help making dinner?
Mary: You?
Georgie: Yeah.
Mary: Since when?
Georgie: Since I thought I should learn to cook for Mandy and the baby.
Mary: Georgie, that is the sweetest thing I've ever heard.
Georgie: Well, I'm a sweet boy.

Missy: I'll see ya later.
Mary: Where you going?
Missy: To dinner.
Mary: [scoffs] I'm cooking.
Georgie: Actually, we're cooking. Actually, we're bleeding.

Missy: Mandy's taking me to dinner.
Mary: What about homework?
Missy: Don't have any.
Georgie: Can I go with y'all?
Mary: I thought you were helping me cook.
Georgie: Hang on. Can I?
Missy: No. It's girls' night. Bye.
Georgie: [holds up bloody potato] Might want to wash this one off.

Missy: You are so wise.
Mandy: Well, I have lived a little.
Missy: And so pretty. You should be on TV.
Mandy: Actually, when I lived in San Antonio, I was a weather girl.
Missy: Oh, my God, you were a TV star?
Mandy: Monday through Friday, 5:00a.m., right before the farm report.
Missy: Okay, you're, like, my new hero.

Dr. Linkletter: What's wrong?
Dr. John Sturgis: Zero.
Dr. Linkletter: Zero is wrong?
Sheldon: Zero doesn't exist.
Dr. Linkletter: I don't understand.
Dr. John Sturgis: Neither do we.
Sheldon: Dr. Linkletter, there's no such thing as zero.
Dr. Linkletter: That's preposterous. Of course there is.
Dr. John Sturgis: Prove it, tough guy.

Missy: I can probably be homeschooled, right?
Mandy: It's okay. We can fix this.
Missy: Before my parents get home? They're gonna kill me.
Georgie: Oh, man. Look at your head.
Missy: Shut up!
Mandy: Georgie, don't make this worse.
Georgie: There's worse?

George: Oh. Hey. What's up?
Georgie: Nothing. Nada. Absolutely nothing.
George: Where are the kids?
Georgie: Well, I believe Sheldon's at Billy's.
George: Oh, good. He's helping him. And Missy?
Georgie: Missy...
Mandy: That's a good question. I haven't seen her.
Georgie: I have not seen her, personally, myself.

Mary: Hey, Mandy.
Mandy: Mrs. Cooper.
Mary: What brings you here?
Mandy: Just saying hi to Georgie.
Georgie: Why, hello to you, too.