Dr. Linkletter Quote #33
Quote from Dr. Linkletter in the episode Blonde Ambition and the Concept of Zero
Dr. Linkletter: What's wrong?
Dr. John Sturgis: Zero.
Dr. Linkletter: Zero is wrong?
Sheldon: Zero doesn't exist.
Dr. Linkletter: I don't understand.
Dr. John Sturgis: Neither do we.
Sheldon: Dr. Linkletter, there's no such thing as zero.
Dr. Linkletter: That's preposterous. Of course there is.
Dr. John Sturgis: Prove it, tough guy.
Dr. Linkletter Quotes
Quote from the episode Little Green Men and a Fella's Marriage Proposal
Sheldon: Dr. Linkletter, I need to talk to you.
Dr. Linkletter: Are we in my office?
Sheldon: No.
Dr. Linkletter: Then these are not my office hours.
Sheldon: Are you using my love of schedules against me?
Dr. Linkletter: [chuckles] Oh, yes.
Sheldon: Well done.
Quote from the episode Legalese and a Whole Hoo-Ha
Dr. Linkletter: Sheldon, thank you for coming in. I want to apologize for our little tiff earlier.
Sheldon: You're forgiven.
Dr. Linkletter: Oh. Great. I found something that might be of interest to you. An authentic signature from Richard Feynman.
Sheldon: Where did you get this?
Dr. Linkletter: Details aren't important.
Sheldon: Is this a restraining order?
Dr. Linkletter: Not important.
Sheldon: That's actually a really good way to get autographs. I'll have to keep that in mind.
Quote from the episode A Proper Wedding and Skeletons in the Closet
Jim: Here we are. Grab a shovel and dig in. There you go.
Dr. Linkletter: I spent the summer in Italy once.
Georgie: Bringing back memories?
Dr. Linkletter: No.
‘Blonde Ambition and the Concept of Zero’ Quotes
Quote from Billy Sparks
Sheldon: Okay, your basic arithmetic skills are disappointing but functional.
Billy Sparks: Thank you.
Sheldon: All right, let's talk about negative numbers.
Billy Sparks: I'm all ear.
Sheldon: "Ears."
Billy Sparks: No. "Ear." This one's clogged.
Quote from Billy Sparks
Sheldon: Okay. Negative numbers are numbers that are less than zero.
Billy Sparks: But zero's nothing.
Sheldon: Yes.
Billy Sparks: So how can you have less than nothing?
Sheldon: Let's see. How about this? If you have a dollar, that's one. If you have no dollars, that's zero. But if you owe me a dollar, that's negative one. Does that make sense?
Billy Sparks: I think so.
Sheldon: All right, we're making progress.
Billy Sparks: Mom! I owe Sheldon a dollar.
Quote from Billy Sparks
Sheldon: All right, I'm given to understand you have a test coming up on negative numbers and fractions.
Billy Sparks: Yeah.
Sheldon: So, what part don't you understand? [Billy is silent] Oh, boy. Let's take it back a step. Where do you stand on addition, subtraction, multiplication and division?
Billy Sparks: I'm against it.
Sheldon: [exhales] [quietly] Oh, boy.