Mandy: Just wanted you both to know that, uh, Georgie and I are gonna be going down to City Hall next Friday, and I was hoping you'd be there.
Audrey: City Hall? Is that really what you want?
Mandy: Well, it's not our first choice, but, you know, after the tornado, it's kind of all we can afford.
Jim: 'Course we'll be there.
Audrey: If you want a bigger wedding, we'll pay for it.
Mandy: What? I-I thought you were too embarrassed for us to have a big wedding.
Jim: Excuse me, I'm j... I'm gonna, uh...
Audrey: I don't want to argue. I just want to be part of my granddaughter's life, part of your life.
Mandy: And Georgie's?
Audrey: Mm-hmm.

Audrey: And if a big wedding is what's gonna make you happy, then I want to do that for you.
Mandy: Okay, what's the catch?
Audrey: No catch. And if you want to get married at City Hall, that's fine, too.
Mandy: Dad, Mom's being weird.
Jim: [o.s.] I'm not here.
Audrey: I just... I just want to make things right between us.
Mandy: Okay. Thanks. So what happens now? I'm not used to ending a conversation where one of us doesn't storm out.
Audrey: How about a hug?
Mandy: Okay. [they hug]
Jim: Oh, that is weird.

Jim: It's okay. I get to walk my daughter down the aisle. Can't put a price on that.
George: Mm. Yeah. I was real happy to hear Mandy and her mom are getting along.
Jim: Oh, me, too. You know, I wouldn't say this to either of 'em, but they're both a little, uh...
George: Willful?
Jim: Sure, let's go with willful.

Mary: I'm so glad they're having a real wedding.
Audrey: Mm.
Mary: I got married at City Hall, and I've always kind of regretted it.
Audrey: We went all out. I had a gown made special in Dallas with shoes to match, and a white cowboy hat with a rhinestone brim.
Mary: Oh. You must've been so beautiful. Did Jim wear a tux?
Audrey: Probably. I don't really remember.

Mary: Do you think Mandy'll let us help her pick out a dress?
Audrey: I hope so.
Mary: Mm.
Audrey: When she was a TV weather girl, you wouldn't believe the outfits she wore.
Mary: Oh, I'm sure she looked cute.
Audrey: Maybe if she was doing the weather on the street corner.

Mary: Well, I'm sure she'll dress modestly for church. They are having a church wedding, right?
Audrey: Oh, they are definitely having a church wedding. That is one thing I am not budging on.
Mary: Good, you and I are both on the same page there.
Audrey: In fact, I already talked to Father Donovan.
Mary: [chuckles] Oh. Uh, is that your father?
Audrey: No. [laughs] He's our priest.
Mary: Oh. So, you think they're getting married in a Catholic church?
Audrey: Well, of course, we're Catholic.

Mary: She just thinks she can take over the whole wedding.
George: Well, they are paying for it.
Mary: So they can just buy CeeCee's soul?
George: No, no, no, you're right.
Mary: [sighs] How can you be eating right now?
George: I was up at 4:00 a.m. spritzing this thing. Come on, try some.
Mary: I'm not hungry.
George: You sound hungry.
Mary: Fine. [eats] Okay, it's delicious, but it doesn't change anything.

Mary: It's just... Your mother's trying to get you to do things her way, and I... want you to have the wedding that you want.
Mandy: Which would be the wedding that you want.
Mary: Or do we want the same thing?
[George stammers and jestures with his fork as he stops Georgie from intervening]
Mandy: Spit it out, Mary.
Mary: [sighs] Your mother is insisting that you get married in the Catholic church.
Mandy: And you want us to get married in the Baptist church.
Mary: It's an option, but anywhere is fine.
Mandy: Is it?
Georgie: Yeah, but you can't drink and dance at a Baptist wedding.
Mary: Was I talking to you?
George: [whispers] Dumbass.

Father Donovan: I baptize you in the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen.
Audrey: Amen. [panting] Here's a little something for you.

Jim: This is delicious.
George: Mm. You should've tried it two days ago.
Jim: [chuckles] I wanted to. But, instead, we left. [laughs; stops after he looks at Audrey]

Mary: It was silly of us to put our stuff onto the kids.
Audrey: [chuckles] It's their wedding.
George: Weddings make everyone crazy. [chuckles]
Mary: They're also a celebration of love.
George: Sure. [drinks beer]

Mary: Well, whatever they decide with CeeCee, that is up to them.
Audrey: And the Lord.
Mary: Amen.
Audrey: Amen, indeed.
[George and Jim share a look]

Mandy: And they both went behind our backs. I mean... [scoffs] can you believe that?
Georgie: Well, my mom's pretty religious, so that makes sense.
Mandy: And you're just... okay with this?
Georgie: Is it that big a deal? They sprinkled some water on CeeCee's head and asked God to look out for her. Where's the harm?
Mandy: Do I have to explain it to you?
Georgie: No. [off Mandy's look] But could you?

Adult Sheldon: Evan upgraded my computer, which made it smarter. There was one problem... the darn thing was smarter than me.
Computer Voicer: Check. [Sheldon groans]

Georgie: Mind if I crash here tonight?
Sheldon: I do.
Georgie: Yeah, well, I'm crashing here tonight.
Sheldon: Fine.