George: Well, Missy won that round.
Dr. John Sturgis: It's actually not a contest, George.
George: This is Texas. Everything's a contest.

Sheldon: A woman in a doorway.
Dr. Edward Pilson: Anything else?
Sheldon: She's holding her head with her hand.
Dr. Edward Pilson: And what do you think that means?
Sheldon: Um, Wouldn't you rather ask me about trains going to St. Louis?

Mary: What do you think, baby?
Missy: I pick Red Lobster.
Mary: You got it.
George: Damn. There goes our per diem.

Dr. John Sturgis: Clever girl. That would accentuate her buttocks!

Mary: And, as for Missy, she's just the opposite. Loves to be around people and other kids. Makes friends easy.
Dr. Sandra Thorpe: Does she have temper tantrums as well?
Mary: Nope. She's very even-keeled.
George: Except for when she's eating. You put your hand near her face when she's working on a lamb chop, she will bite off a finger.
Mary: [LAUGHS] Our daughter doesn't bite.
Meemaw: Right here, Thanksgiving, 1986.

Sheldon: Kudos on the question "Which train gets to St. Louis first?"

Missy: This question about a train going to "S" "T" Louis makes no sense.

Dr. Sandra Thorpe: You are an insightful young lady.
Missy: I don't know what that means, but thank you.
Dr. Sandra Thorpe: It means perceptive. You see things most people miss.
Missy: My name is Missy go figure.

Dr. Sandra Thorpe: Missy, what do you think is happening in this picture?
Missy: The girl monkey on the couch is telling the guy monkey a secret. Must be something juicy, 'cause he's smiling.
Dr. Sandra Thorpe: Anything else?
Missy: It might be dirty, 'cause this girl monkey is sending the kid monkey out of the room. He doesn't want to go. He looks sad.
Dr. Sandra Thorpe: Is that all?
Missy: The monkeys on the couch are drinking tea, so it's a tea party.
Dr. Sandra Thorpe: Okay, very good. Let's look at another picture.
Missy: I'm not done. The monkey in the painting is wearing an old lady hat, so she's probably a meemaw monkey. She's not at the party, so she must be bowling or dead.

Adult Sheldon: While my sister and I are twins, we've always been different. By the age of two, I was reading books. Missy was content to eat them. By five, I had a healthy appreciation for a well-organized work space. My sister, less so.

George: Hey.
Dr. John Sturgis :Hello.
Meemaw: You got a minute? John has something he wants to talk to you about.
Dr. John Sturgis: I brought you kolaches.
George: Ooh, yummy.

George: So, what's up? You comin' to me to ask for Connie's hand in marriage?
Dr. John Sturgis: No. But if that were to come to pass, are you authorized to bless the union?
Meemaw: He was joking.
Dr. John Sturgis: Oh.

Mary: And what about Missy? Aren't these tests gonna make her feel bad that she's not as smart as Sheldon?
George: [SNORTS] I'm not as smart as Sheldon. Doesn't make me feel bad.

George: And we could put the money aside for their college education.
Mary: That's a good point.
George: It's a great point. I don't have to tell you, times are changing. Kids are pitching in. Like that Webster kid on TV. He's making buckets of money for his parents.

Mary: Well I suppose we could give it a try.
George: There you go. I'll call Sturgis, tell him we're in. [QUIETLY] Baby, I'm getting a fishing boat.