[As Georgie vacuums his bedroom]
Georgie: What are you doing?
George: Documenting. This may never happen again.

[After Georgie boxes up his dirty magazines and takes them to the garage]
Sheldon: What's in there?
Georgie: Don't open it.
Sheldon: But what's in there?
Georgie: Don't open it.

Georgie: Be the Danza. Be the Zanda.

Georgie: Here, let me show you around.
Veronica: Oh. O-Okay.
Georgie: Of course you remember the living room, where we have our prayer group. And this is the dining room. That's where we'll dine. But in the mornings, we dine in the kitchen.
Of course, if you'd like a snack, that'd be in the refrigerator or the pantry. You know, where your snack foods would be.
Veronica: Sure.
Georgie: Washer, dryer. Plus, we got those little sheets that smell nice and fight static cling. And here's our entertainment room.
Veronica: Hey, guys.
Missy: Hi.
Sheldon: Hello.
Georgie: We don't have cable, but we do have all three major broadcast networks. Here's the bathroom, for hygiene and whatnot. And here's where you'll be sleeping.
Veronica: Did I take your room?
Georgie: Yes, but I'll be on the couch. Which is right near the TV and the kitchen, so I'm peachy.

Sheldon: Mom?
Mary: Yes, honey?
Sheldon: Do I have to sit downwind of Georgie's cologne?

Sheldon: See? This is the kind of nonsense you have to deal with when you're around kids.
George: He does have a point.

Sheldon: [knock knock knock] Veronica. [knock knock knock] Veronica.
Veronica: Come in. Hey, Sheldon, what's up?
Sheldon: I printed out my bathroom schedule. I can't speak for anyone else in this family, but you can count on it being occupied during these times.
Veronica: Thank you. This is very helpful.
Sheldon: I know.

Sheldon: How was your anniversary date with Dr. Sturgis?
Meemaw: You knew about that?
Sheldon: Yes.
Meemaw: So you knew he was gonna propose?
Sheldon: Propose? No, that's wonderful. Although, it's a little disconcerting he didn't tell me. I thought we were closer than that.

Missy: Please, can we keep her?
Mary: No, we cannot keep her.
Missy: We don't have a dog 'cause of Sheldon, why can't I have Veronica?
Mary: I'm not participating in this conversation.
Missy: We could give Sheldon to Veronica's mom. Like a trade.

Dr. John Sturgis: I wanted this night to be special because it's the one-year anniversary of that date.
Meemaw: Is that a thing that people our age celebrate?
Dr. John Sturgis: No idea. I've never been this age before. And I've never dated anyone for a whole year.

Dr. John Sturgis: Connie, will you do me the honor of being my wife?
Meemaw: Oh, John, I don't know.
Dr. John Sturgis: How can you not know? It's a binary decision.
Meemaw: It's more complicated th-than that.
Dr. John Sturgis: I don't see why. We're compatible.
Meemaw: [QUIETLY] I know.
Dr. John Sturgis: We enjoy each other's company.
Meemaw: I know.
Dr. John Sturgis: And we've become extremely proficient in the bedroom. There's very little wasted effort.
Meemaw: [QUIETLY] John, sit back down and lower your voice.
Dr. John Sturgis: Little help? Down is easier than up.

Mary: You know I'm right.
Meemaw: I know no such thing. It's my life, I don't have to do anything 'cause I'm "supposed to." I do it because I want to, and right now, I don't want to, end of story.

Mary: So good news. We're gonna have a houseguest for a couple days.
Georgie: Oh, not Aunt Ruth.
Sheldon: Her beard is very scratchy.
George: My sister doesn't have a beard.
Missy: Did she shave it?

Sheldon: He's exhibiting Zahavian signaling theory.
Missy: Is that from Star Trek?
Sheldon: No, biology. He's trying to communicate his more desirable qualities in order to attract Veronica.
Missy: Too bad he doesn't have any desirable qualities.

Adult Sheldon: Living in a small Texas town, a few things are guaranteed: Someone nearby will have chickens. Everyone will know your business. But on the brighter side, in a small Texas town, people take care of each other.