Coach Wilkins: You sure you want to eat that?
George: [mouth full] Why not?
Coach Wilkins: I heard your triglycerides are through the roof.
George: Who told you that?
Coach Wilkins: My brother plays poker with your doctor.

Sheldon: Why is she staying with us?
Mary: Because she needs to be out of her house for a few days.
Sheldon: Why?
Mary: Because her family is dealing with some personal business.
Sheldon: What personal business?
Missy: Well I heard her mama's boyfriend is a drunk.
George: Where did you hear that?
Missy: Mom told you outside and I heard it.

Georgie: Hey, Veronica. Let me take your bag.
Veronica: Hi.
Mary: Are you wearing Old Spice?
Georgie: Don't worry about it.

Meemaw: What's going on?
Dr. John Sturgis: Don't you remember?
Meemaw: John, I don't even remember where I just parked.

Georgie: I emptied out this drawer so you can put your stuff away.
Veronica: Where are your clothes?
Georgie: I threw most of them out.
Veronica: You didn't have to do that.
Georgie: It's okay. They were old and full of holes. And it worked out great. I found some firecrackers and a bag full of my baby teeth.

Meemaw: And I remember how cute you looked in your little pearl snap shirt with your bolo tie.
Dr. John Sturgis: Well, I'd say it wasn't my first rodeo, but it was.
Meemaw: Thank you for a wonderful year.
Dr. John Sturgis: To many more.
Meemaw: To many more.

Dr. John Sturgis: Which leads me to the final surprise of the evening.
Meemaw: What are you doing?
Dr. John Sturgis: Hang on, I don't want to spoil the surprise.
Meemaw: Getting down on one knee, it makes it pretty damn clear.
Dr. John Sturgis: Surprise!

Mary: Thank you, God, for this food we're about to receive, and for the nourishment of our bodies, and bless the hands that prepared it. And an extra special thank-you for allowing us to share our home with our friend Veronica.
All: Amen.
Georgie: Oh, yeah. That's a big amen on that one.

George: So, Veronica, I understand that you're a junior?
Veronica: Mm. Yes, sir.
Mary: Do you have any plans for after high school?
Veronica: I'm hoping for a scholarship to Baylor so I can get a teaching degree.
Mary: Mm.
Veronica: I like kids. [CHUCKLES]
Sheldon: Really? Kids? Ugh.

Missy: You're so tall and pretty, you should be Vanna White.
Georgie: How can she be Vanna White? Vanna White is Vanna White.
Missy: Fine. She can be Vanna Blue.

Dr. John Sturgis: I just think it's important for people to know that we're an official couple.
Meemaw: We don't have to be married for that. Buy a billboard, take an ad out in the paper.

Meemaw: Are we good?
Dr. John Sturgis: Yes. But if I should pre-decease you I want you to have the ring.
Meemaw: Fine.
Dr. John Sturgis: It'll be in the top right corner of my dresser drawer.
Meemaw: Got it.
Dr. John Sturgis: [CRYING] Under my tube socks.

Veronica: What do you want to know?
Sheldon: Your mom has a boyfriend.
Veronica: Yeah.
Sheldon: Where is your father?
Veronica: I don't know.
Sheldon: Why do you not know?
Veronica: Well, he left when I was really young and I never heard from him again.
Sheldon: And why are you staying here?
Veronica: My mom's boyfriend isn't very nice.
Sheldon: I understand. My sister isn't very nice.
Veronica: [CHUCKLES] So you get it?
Sheldon: I do, thank you.
Veronica: Okay, well, talk to you later.
Sheldon: But not between 7:00 and 7:12.
Veronica: Yup, I see it right here.

Georgie: Hey, what you doin'?
Veronica: Helping your mom with laundry.
Georgie: Oh, yeah. That's usually my job.

Georgie: Uh, maybe when you're done, we can go down to the mall and hang out.
Veronica: Oh, I promised your sister I'd take her out for some girl time.
Georgie: Maybe I can come along.
Veronica: Then it wouldn't be girl time.
Georgie: No, not entirely, but it would be mostly.
Missy: Take a hint, dummy.