Missy: If you're looking for something to watch, I'd recommend Princess Bride.
Charlie: Really?
Missy: I know it sounds a little girly, but there's an awesome sword fight and André the Giant's in it.
Charlie: Cool. Thanks.
Missy: Just doing my job. I'm Melissa, by the way.

Sheldon: While Dad's gone, I'm the man of the house, and the man of the house has to enforce the rules.
Missy: The man of the house is about to get his teeth knocked out.
Sheldon: Puberty's made you mean.
Missy: I need to know what happened on my show.
Sheldon: And you'll find out when your privileges are restored.
Missy: I can't wait that long, each episode builds on the last. Imagine a Star Trek that ends with "to be continued," and you don't get to continue.
Sheldon: That would never happen, because I follow the rules.
Missy: You are this close to a purple nurple.
Sheldon: [covers nipples] You leave my nurples alone.

Missy: I'm totally into old movies. You know, Breakfast Club, Goonies, Pretty in Pink.

Missy: One question.
George: Yes?
Missy: What's 0600?

Missy: I'm totally into old movies. You know, Breakfast Club, Goonies, Pretty in Pink.

Meemaw: Let me lay here for just a minute.
Mandy: Can I get you some ice or something?
Meemaw: No, no, no. You've got to stay in bed. [exhales]
Mandy: Okay. Well, you look like the "I've fallen and I can't get up" lady.
Meemaw: That's because I have fallen and I can't get up. [laughs] Okay, it hurts when I laugh. [laughing]

Georgie: Oh, that there's a real good one. You should get it. I'll ring it up.
Robert: I don't know.
Georgie: Don't know? Whoopi Goldberg as a singing nun? What's there to think about?
Robert: I might be more in the mood for action.
Georgie: She's on the run from the mob. You'll love it. I'll ring it up.