Mary Quote #356
Quote from Mary in the episode Future Worf and the Margarita of the South Pacific
Brenda Sparks: Seems like running into Pastor Rob kind of... kind of rattled you a little bit.
Mary: [chuckles] Oh, well... I was asked to leave the church, and he's still there, so... it's still a little fresh.
Brenda Sparks: Mm. Yeah, I get that. Seems like a nice guy, though.
Mary: Oh, yeah, he's great.
Brenda Sparks: Cute as a button.
Mary: I guess. I prefer a bigger man.
Brenda Sparks: Like George?
Mary: Oh, yeah. Bigger the better.
Mary Quotes
Quote from the episode Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman
Sheldon: Regardless, I'm not interested in making any more friends.
Mary: Oh, I don't think that's how you really feel.
Sheldon: It is. From now on, it's a hermit's life for me.
Mary: I bet, when you grow up, you will be surrounded by lots of smart, wonderful friends.
Sheldon: I can't see that happening.
Quote from the episode Pilot
Sheldon: Mom, when should I be expecting my testicles?
Woman: [turns around] What is wrong with him?
Mary: Nothing is wrong with him. Now turn around before I knock your lights out.
Sheldon: Hello.
Quote from the episode A Solo Peanut, a Social Butterfly and the Truth
Mary: Oh, I know that you're hurting, and... I'm here for you, so... what do you need?
Meemaw: Great, take me drinking.
Mary: It is 3:30 in the afternoon.
Meemaw: Yes, it's called happy hour.
Mary: I have to make dinner.
Meemaw: Oh, fine. I'll just be sad and drunk by myself. Maybe I'll go home with the bartender.
Mary: Missy! I have to go out with your meemaw, but I'll be back later with KFC.
‘Future Worf and the Margarita of the South Pacific’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Linkletter
Meemaw: [on the phone] But I want to be clear, this is just one of those... Whatcha call it... Uh, platonic things. We're just having dinner.
Dr. Linkletter: I'll take it. Now, would you prefer a restaurant or some good home cooking? I make seven kinds of soup.
Meemaw: I think I'll just stick with a restaurant.
Dr. Linkletter: Fair enough, but one day, you'll try my mushroom barley, and your taste buds will swoon.
Meemaw: Good night, Grant. [starts to put down phone]
Dr. Linkletter: The secret is how long I cook the onions.
Quote from Meemaw
George: What are you doing here?
Meemaw: I ran out of beer at home, didn't feel like driving to the store.
George: Oh, so you just waltz in and help yourself?
Meemaw: 'Bout sums it up. [hands George a beer]
George: I'm changing the locks.
Meemaw: [laughs] Cheers.
Quote from Sheldon
Missy: We could let people punch you for a buck.
Sheldon: No, all our profit would just go to medical expenses.