George Sr.: What made you and your wife call it quits?
Principal Petersen: George, let me tell you something. Getting divorced sucks.
George Sr.: I know.
Principal Petersen: You don't. If you think you're upset about a $500 scratcher, try sitting home alone with half your money gone.
George Sr.: I thought you were gonna say something about love and vows.
Principal Petersen: Half, George. And it wasn't a lot when it was a whole.
George Sr.: I said I'd buy your drinks.
Principal Petersen: Well, thank you. Wings wouldn't hurt, either.