Adult Sheldon: Eight noes, three belly laughs, and one professor who pretended not to speak English later, I found my man.
Sheldon: Excuse me, Dr. Prakash? I'm Sheldon Cooper.
Dr. Prakash: Of course. I've heard a lot about you.
Sheldon: And I've heard nothing about you.

Missy: [answers phone] Hello? Oh, hi, Britney. What's up? Saturday? Well, actually... I'm totally free, thanks. You're the best. [hangs up] Maybe I'm the bitch.

Mandy: Oh, no. This is bad. I locked the keys in the car.
Georgie: But the baby's in there.
Mandy: And now you know why it's bad!

Mandy: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
Georgie: It's gonna be fine.
Mandy: How is it fine?
Georgie: It's okay, I'll break the window.
Mandy: Glass'll go everywhere.
Georgie: Right! See, you are a good mom.

Georgie: We got to stay calm. Don't let her see us panic.
Mandy: Right. Happy faces.
Georgie: [smiling; cutesy voice] Hey, baby, this is normal. We're all okay.
Mandy: [smiling; cutesy voice] We're gonna get you out.
Georgie: How're we gonna get her out?
Mandy: I don't know.
Georgie: Wait, I got a bunch of hangers from the laundromat in my car. I can pick the lock.
Mandy: Go get them! [to CeeCee] Who has the dumbest mommy in the world? You do. Yes, you do.

Missy: [sighs] Can I get some advice?
George: Mm. What's up?
Missy: I made plans with a friend, but then I got the chance to do something way cooler with another friend.
George: So, you want to ditch the first friend for someone else?
Missy: Not ditch so much as reschedule.
George: [sighs] I think you know the answer.
Missy: You're right. Thanks, Dad.

Missy: And I never would've agreed to the first friend if I knew the second friend was gonna call.
Meemaw: I think you know what you have to do.
Missy: What if it's one of those times where I actually have to make the mistake to learn from it?
[Missy exhales after Meemaw shoots her a unimpressed look]

Missy: Billy, can I ask you something?
Billy Sparks: Yeah.
Missy: If Britney invited you to her party, would you want go to that instead of the movies with me?
Billy Sparks: No.
Missy: [sighs] Right.
Billy Sparks: Wait... did I get invited?
Missy: No.
Billy Sparks: Oh. She invited you.
Missy: Yeah.
Billy Sparks: You should go.
Missy: No, we have plans.
Billy Sparks: That's okay. We'll go to the movies another time.
Adult Sheldon: If you're hoping my sister made the noble decision, you and Billy are about to be sorely disappointed...
Missy: Thanks, Billy. You're the best.

Dr. John Sturgis: Wait, is that something?
Dr. Prakash: No.
Dr. John Sturgis: Oh. [groans]
...
Dr. Linkletter: What about that?
Dr. Prakash: No, that's within the standard deviation.
Dr. Linkletter: Aha.
[Sheldon drinks from his can of Yoo-Hoo]