Jim Quotes   Page 2 of 2

Quote from the episode A Proper Wedding and Skeletons in the Closet

Jim: Mmm, it's good coffee. Is that Folgers?
Mary: Maxwell House.
Jim: Ah, sure. Good to the last drop. Uh, Audrey, am I crazy, or didn't we used to drink Maxwell House?
Audrey: Yes.
Jim: Mm-hmm. Hmm. Why'd we change? [Audrey looks at Jim] It's a mystery. [chuckles]

Quote from the episode A Proper Wedding and Skeletons in the Closet

Jim: Audrey's uncle was a bank robber.
Audrey: Jim!
Jim: He's in Leavenworth.
Audrey: He's my uncle by marriage.

Quote from the episode An Ankle Monitor and a Big Plastic Crap House

Jim: And for your information, those little backroom slot machines are all over town.
Audrey: How do you know?
Jim: People tell me stuff. [off Audrey's look] I... I just got... I got one of them faces.

Quote from the episode Community Service and the Key to a Happy Marriage

Audrey: Georgie? I ran into Amanda's old pediatrician and he said he could take CeeCee on as a new patient.
Georgie: Thanks, but she already has a doctor.
Audrey: Yes. Well, Dr. Talanda is the best.
Georgie: Okay, look. I know you're trying to help, but Mandy al...
Jim: Oh, oh, oh, look at that. That can't be right. Georgie, come here. Walk with me for a minute.
Georgie: Where we going?
Jim: Shut up. Keep walking.