Georgie: I can't believe they gave us the train car.
Mandy: Well, my dad slipped the conductor five bucks.
Georgie: Classy.
Jim: So, what are you thinking? Couple buckets of spaghetti for the table?
George: Sure. Y-Yeah... and we're gonna split the tab. [Audrey elbows Jim]
Jim: It's all right, I got it.
George: Uh, Jim, come on.
Audrey: We didn't pay for a wedding, we can spring for some spaghetti.
Jim: I-In a bucket.
Audrey: We know.

Jim: Mmm, it's good coffee. Is that Folgers?
Mary: Maxwell House.
Jim: Ah, sure. Good to the last drop. Uh, Audrey, am I crazy, or didn't we used to drink Maxwell House?
Audrey: Yes.
Jim: Mm-hmm. Hmm. Why'd we change? [Audrey looks at Jim] It's a mystery. [chuckles]

Jim: Audrey's uncle was a bank robber.
Audrey: Jim!
Jim: He's in Leavenworth.
Audrey: He's my uncle by marriage.

Jim: And for your information, those little backroom slot machines are all over town.
Audrey: How do you know?
Jim: People tell me stuff. [off Audrey's look] I... I just got... I got one of them faces.