Mary: You and Missy looked like you were having fun today.
George: Uh, yeah, we were.
Mary: A little father-daughter bonding.
George: Yeah. It was nice.
Mary: Hmm. You guys were out there for a while. What were you talking about?
George: Oh, you know, just life.
Mary: Sure. Everything okay?
George: Everything's fine. Nothing to worry about.
Mary: You're really not gonna tell me?
George: No.

George: That one had some zip on it.
Missy: Zip's a good thing, right?
George: Yes.
Missy: So it looks like I know what I'm doing?
George: Just like a pro.
Missy: But like a lady pro?
George: Oh, yes. Very much.

Missy: Is there anything else good I could say about the Rangers?
George: Uh, let's see. Tell whoever's interested that no one's ever gonna touch Nolan Ryan's strikeout record.
Missy: 'cause he strikes out all the time.
George: No. Because he throws strikeouts all the time.
Missy: Oh. Big difference.

Mary: Dinner's ready.
Missy: Five more minutes?
George: She wants five more minutes with her ole dad.

Georgie: What are they doing out there?
Mary: They're bonding. It's great. Sheldon, how's your book?
Meemaw: Nice pivot.

Georgie: [to Meemaw] Speaking of dying, when you do, can I have your car?

Sheldon: This can't be right.
Missy: What now?
Sheldon: In the letter that Gandalf leaves for Frodo at The Prancing Pony, he says that it's Mid-year's Day, Shire year 1418. However, in Appendix B, it says that Gandalf met Radagast on June 29, which is impossible because- Hey!
Missy: Next time, it's my shoe. And I will put zip on it.

George: Nice.
Missy: How do you make it curve?
George: Well, that's a little tricky. You you put two fingers on the seam. Right? And then you flick your wrist.
Missy: Okay.
George: Yeah? Here, try it.

Sheldon: [as Gollum] We're never going to figures it out.
Sheldon: [as Smeagol] We can, we're smarts. We're so smarts. Our brains is precious.
Sheldon: [as Gollum] If our brains is precious, we're wasting it on hobbitses. We like sciences.
Sheldon: [as Smeagol] We took a break from sciences. It was making us crazy.
Sheldon: [as Gollum] And look at us now. Look at what those nasty hobbitses have done to us.
Sheldon: [as Smeagol] No, it was physicses. Physicses did this to us.
Sheldon: [as Gollum] Hobbitses.
Sheldon: [as Smeagol] Physicses.
Sheldon: [as Gollum] Hobbitses.
Sheldon: [in bed] Ow!
Missy: I warned you.

Missy: Which team has a big red "T" on their hat?
George: Texas Rangers.
Missy: Is that a team we like?
George: Uh, yeah. Yeah, that's who most people around here root for.
Missy: Okay. And what's something I could say about the Rangers? You know, to sound cool.
George: Is this about a boy?
Missy: No!
George: All right, sorry. If you want, you could say, "Even though Nolan Ryan is old, the Rangers were still smart to get him."
Missy: That's a real thing?
George: That's a real thing.
Missy: How old is Nolan Ryan?
George: My age.
Missy: Ew.