Coach Wilkins: You ever tell him you're proud?
George: He knows.
Coach Wilkins: I think it's important for children to hear it.
George: You don't even have kids.
Coach Wilkins: I teach and coach teenage boys. I also put up with your childish nonsense.
George: Georgie's just being so damn disrespectful, I don't want to reward that.
Coach Wilkins: All right.
George: My father never said he was proud of me. I turned out just fine.
Coach Wilkins: George, I'm just trying to have a nice day, make some white folks uncomfortable. Can you please?

Missy: Let's just get out of here.
Sheldon: Good. Everyone behind the counter has an earring where an earring does not belong.

Meemaw: You swim here?
Georgie: Dad kicked me out of his truck. I had to walk back.
Meemaw: [chuckles] What dumb thing did you say or do?
Georgie: How do you know I'm the one who did something dumb?
Meemaw: 'Cause you kind of shine at it.
Georgie: All I did is offer to pay to fix his AC.
Meemaw: And there it is. Dumb.

Georgie: What's wrong with that?
Meemaw: Your dad is a grown man. He doesn't want his kid giving him money.
Georgie: So he's glad I'm making money, but I'm not allowed to use that money to help him out? I don't get it.
Meemaw: Well, someday, when you have a bunch of sweaty, mullet-headed kids running around, you will.
Georgie: Oh, I ain't never having kids.
Meemaw: Well, that's the smartest thing I ever heard you say.
Georgie: Thank you.

Dr. John Sturgis: [on the phone] John Sturgis at your service.
Sheldon: Dr. Sturgis, Sheldon Cooper.
Dr. John Sturgis: Hello, Sheldon. How are you doing?
Sheldon: Confused, upset, annoyed, and potentially in trouble with the law.
Dr. John Sturgis: Well, in which order would you like to handle this?
Sheldon: Let's start with confused, but if we hear sirens approaching, we'll jump ahead.

George: What you doing?
Sheldon: Paige is feeling sad, so I'm making her a hot beverage.
George: Oh. You're a good kid. I'm proud of you.
Sheldon: Thank you.
Adult Sheldon: Of all my accomplishments, I don't know why he singled this moment out, but I'm glad he did.

Mary: You look great, by the way.
Linda: Oh, thanks. I started smoking again.

Paige: Ooh.
Missy: What's that?
Paige: Body glitter.
Missy: That's so much better than regular glitter.

George: No more coffee?
Meemaw: Last cup.
George: Well, you mind making more?
Meemaw: I just sat down.
George: But you finished the pot.
Meemaw: George, if I wanted to make a cup of coffee, I'd have stayed at my house. Mmm.
George: One day I'm gonna put you in a home, and I'm gonna smile just like that.
Meemaw: That's fine. By then I won't know who you are anyway.

Mary: Guess who is getting a divorce.
Meemaw: About time. Congrats.

Mary: So, good news. Paige is gonna spend the weekend with us.
Adult Sheldon: My history with Paige brought up complicated feelings. She challenged me. She disturbed me. She enraged me. Things were simpler for my simple-minded sister.
Missy: Yay!

George: Why haven't you mowed the lawn?
Georgie: I been busy.
George: Well, you're not busy now.
Georgie: I'm working out. Got the word "work" right there in it.

George: Get out there and mow.
Georgie: Why? I'm making good money. I don't need an allowance, so I don't need to do chores.
George: It's not about that. You're part of this family, you still need to help out.
Georgie: So I'm just here to do your bidding?
George: Well, and people say Sheldon's a genius.

Mary: I just want to remind you both to please be sensitive about the situation with Paige's family.
Missy: She's talking to you, dingus.
Mary: Both of you.

Paige: Hi, Missy. Hi, Sheldon.
Sheldon: What did you do to your hair? Is this because your parents got divorced?
Mary: [sighs]
Missy: Dingus.