Coach Wilkins: She's cheating on me.
George: You sure? [Wayne nods] Oh, man. I'm sorry, that's terrible.
Coach Wilkins: With my best friend.
George: That's even more terrible.
Coach Wilkins: She was my world.
Principal Petersen: Well there's no reason to throw in the towel. I mean, you can still get her back.
Coach Wilkins: She's having his baby.
George: Well... Say something.
Principal Petersen: What do you say to that?
George: You really never suspected anything?
Principal Petersen: That's what you say?
George: You had nothing. Wayne, buddy, uh... Uh... No, I-I know it seems bad now, which it is. Which is why it seems that way.
Principal Petersen: Oh, my God.

[Sheldon goes into the den and finds Coach Wilkins snoring on the couch]
Sheldon: Well, this is a wrinkle.
[Sheldon walks to Missy's room and knocks on the door]
Missy: Missy. [knocks] Missy.
Missy: [o.s.] What?
Sheldon: An issue of social protocol has arisen, and I need your input.

Mary: I just can't believe Darlene would do that to him.
Principal Petersen: Yeah, just... Right before the big game Friday night. Think he can pull himself together by then?
George: How would I know?
Mary: Really? A man's life is coming apart and you're worried about a football game?
Principal Petersen: Well, yeah.

[Principal Petersen notices that Sheldon and Missy are listening to his conversation with George and Mary]
Principal Petersen: Can we take this outside?
Mary: Do you mind?
Missy: I don't mind. Do you mind?
Sheldon: I don't mind.
Missy: We don't mind. [Sheldon shakes his head] [Mary sighs]

Principal Petersen: Oh, listen, George, I really need your help here.
George: What do you expect me to do?
Principal Petersen: I don't know. Get him coaching again.
George: You gave him my job. This is your problem.
Principal Petersen: Well, you quit.
George: You were gonna fire me.
Principal Petersen: But you quit first.

Principal Petersen: I'm begging you, George. You know what a big deal this game is.
George: Don't know what the hell I'm supposed to do. Okay.
Principal Petersen: Thank you. I owe you one.
George: I'm not doing this for you, I'm doing it for the kids on that team.
Mary: What about Wayne?
George: What about him? [off Mary's look] And Wayne!

George: I had Georgie go get your car from the motel.
Coach Wilkins: Thanks.
George: Trust me, going back to work is just what you need. [Coach Wilkins nods] One thing you got to remember, this story ain't over. We don't know how it's gonna end. The only person that can decide that is you. You are the hero of your story. You take the action. You call the shots. You decide your destiny.
Coach Wilkins: That's the same speech you gave at halftime when we were getting our nuts crushed by Nacogdoches.
George: And you remember what happened? We came back and won that game.
Coach Wilkins: After their quarterback dislocated his shoulder.
George: You're not even trying, Wayne. I am, you're not.

Darlene: All right, everyone. Pencils out, books away. Let's get ready to take this test.
Missy: Mrs. Wilkins? Are you sure you want us to take this test today?
Darlene: Why wouldn't I?
Missy: Well, you know, with everything you're going through?

George: Okay, we got your playbook, we got your practice plan, and you, sir, are ready to coach some kick-ass football.
Coach Wilkins: Thanks, George. I really appreciate everything you've done for me. Coming back to work was just what I needed. [phone rings]
George: Happy to help.
Coach Wilkins: [answers phone] Coach Wilkins.
Darlene: [on the phone] What the hell did you tell Missy Cooper?!
George: I'll give you some privacy.

Mandy: Hey, if you ever need any help behind the cash register, I'd sure rather be working here than being on my feet all day at the diner.
Georgie: Mm, no. No, you don't want to do that. You're such a good waitress. It'd be a waste of your talent.

Meemaw: Hey there, Jake.
Jake: Hey, Connie. I was just telling your grandson here how much I love the new place.
Georgie: Mandy, let me show you the kids section. Got all the Looney Tunes, Flintstones, Fraggle Rock. [Meemaw and Jake speaking indistinctly]
Mandy: What's going on?
Georgie: Nothing. Just figured we're having a kid, we should be familiar with the genre.
Meemaw: Well, thanks for dropping by.
Jake: We need to renegotiate our arrangement.
Meemaw: Uh, and we will talk about that soon. Meanwhile... Grab some Red Vines. Show of good faith. [Jake exits] You wouldn't think it about Jake, but... [chuckles] he just loves a foreign film.

Mandy: Just stop it, okay? I know what's going on here.
Georgie: You do?
Mandy: That creepy cop, that trip to Mexico, all that cash in your bra. [whispers] Y'all are selling drugs.
Meemaw: We're not selling drugs.
Mandy: So you're telling me there's nothing weird going on back there?
Meemaw: Oh, I didn't say that.

Mandy: Is it legal?
Georgie: Yes.
Meemaw: No.
Georgie: Kind of.
Meemaw: K... Kind of.
Mandy: So, the police are in on it.
Georgie: A little bit, yeah.
Meemaw: Silent partner, as they say.

Missy: Saw your wife today.
Coach Wilkins: I heard.
Missy: You're smart to stay here. She seems pretty mad.

George: Okay, Wayne, we got the ball back, what do you want to do?
Coach Wilkins: Kill myself.
George: Come on, buddy, help me out here.
Coach Wilkins: I can't, George. I just can't.