Mary: Should I make her take those off?
George: Why? She's being quiet.
Mary: I'm not gonna see her for months.
George: Well, I got to see her every day. Let me enjoy this.

Georgie: I know we're already engaged, but... I wanted you to have this.
Mandy: [gasps] Oh, Georgie, it's beautiful. I don't know what to say.
Georgie: Thank you for asking me to marry you.
Mandy: You're welcome.
Georgie: And also, when we tell people the story, can we leave that part out?
Mandy: [scoffs] Why? 'Cause a woman proposing to a man is embarrassing?
Georgie: Yeah.

George: Say goodbye to your brother.
Missy: No, thanks.
Sheldon: Just as well, I don't care much for hugs.
Missy: Whatever.
Mary: Missy.
Missy: Fine, bye. I'll be in the gift shop.
Sheldon: Auf Wiedersehen!

Mary: It's really coming down out there.
Sheldon: I don't believe it.
Mary: Oh, don't worry. I'm sure they fly in much worse.
Sheldon: What?
Mary: The rain. It's gonna be okay.
Sheldon: Oh, Dad told me you might get nervous. [taps Mary's hand] There, there.

Sheldon: Oh, I'm not nervous, I'm excited. There's a celebrity on the plane.
Mary: Really? Who?
Sheldon: Dr. Van Doornewaard.
Mary: Oh. Who is that?
Sheldon: You're kidding, right? He's the Dmitri Mendeleev of physics.
Mary: And he is...
Sheldon: Dmitri Mendeleev? Oh, he is to chemistry what Pierre-Simon Laplace is to...
Mary: Got it. He's a famous science guy.
Sheldon: Mm. Look at him, sitting in coach like a regular joe. I'm going to go introduce myself.
Mary: Uh, the seatbelt sign is on. I think we're getting ready to take off. [Sheldon grumbles] It's okay. He's not going anywhere.
Sheldon: Ooh, I'm going to have him autograph my vomit bag. I hope I don't have to use it first.

Missy: Like you never messed up when you were my age?
George: Oh, I messed up plenty. Luckily, the Army straightened me out.
Missy: Maybe you should ship me off to the Army. I'm sure that'll make everyone happy.
George: You know, that's not a bad idea.
Missy: What?
George: Tomorrow morning, you're up at 0600.
Missy: Why?
George: Yard work, cleaning the gutters, then you gonna help me put bars on your bedroom window.
Missy: [scoffs] You can't make me do all that.
George: Hmm. Cute how you think that.
Missy: Why are you trying to ruin my life?
George: That's "Why are you trying to ruin my life, sir".

Meemaw: Well, what a nice surprise.
Pastor Jeff: Hey there, Connie. Were you in that storage closet all this time?
Meemaw: Yes, I was.
Dale: That's not weird.

Jim: Come on. You don't have to go.
Mandy: Oh, yes, we do. 'Cause we have a big embarrassing wedding to plan.
Audrey: [scoffs] So now you're doing this just to spite me?
Georgie: No, that's not what we're doing. That's not what we're doing, right?
Mandy: We're gonna have a big wedding, and we're gonna show everybody in this town that we love each other and we don't care who knows it.
Georgie: So that is what we're doing.

Pastor Jeff: Is there someplace we can shelter?
Meemaw: [whispers] Should we move everybody somewhere else?
Dale: I thought you didn't want to put you-know-who somewhere else.
[The customers exclaim as a tree branch smashes through the window]
Dale: Okay, everybody, follow me. Come on.
Pastor Jeff: Are we all gonna fit in there?
Meemaw: Maybe God will provide a miracle.
[Dale, Meemaw, Pastor Jeff and a group of customers enter the bustling gambling room]
Pastor Jeff: What is all this?
Meemaw: A miracle.

Sheldon: Now, do you think we're ever going to discover the equivalence of heterotic and supergravity string theories?
Dr. Van Doornewaard: You betcha. That would turn the theory of quantum gravity upside down.
Sheldon: Will anybody know?
Dr. Van Doornewaard: Was that a joke?
Sheldon: Yes. [both laugh]
Adam: Would you like to switch seats with me?
Sheldon: Oh, no, I wouldn't want to put you out. I'm spending the summer at the University of Heidelberg studying superstrings.
Dr. Van Doornewaard: Wonderful. I'm actually a visiting professor there.
Sheldon: Then I guess I'll be visiting a professor there.
Dr. Van Doornewaard: [laughs] Very good.
Sheldon: [to Adam] Get it? [laughs]

Pastor Jeff: I can't believe you're running a gambling room.
Meemaw: Well, it's keeping us safe right now, so maybe the Lord works in mysterious ways.
Dale: Ooh, that's good.
Pastor Jeff: Or maybe He sent that storm so I could save all these souls.
Dale: Ooh, that's good, too. [thunder crashes]

George: You know, you're welcome to stay with us, long as you need.
Mandy: Thank you.
George: And don't worry, I'm not sticking my granddaughter in the garage. You can have Sheldon's room. Just don't tell Sheldon. Or touch anything.

Pastor Jeff: Connie, I am so sorry.
Meemaw: Thank you.
Pastor Jeff: I want you to know, I'm not gonna do anything about what I saw today. You've been through enough.
Meemaw: It's been quite a day.
Pastor Jeff: Why don't I give you a hand here? Anything special you're looking for?
Meemaw: A box of Raisin Bran.

Meemaw: Do you really think the back room needs all these security cameras?
Dale: Well, I wanted a rottweiler, you said no.
Meemaw: We're not gonna get robbed again.
Dale: How do you know?
Meemaw: I've taken precautions.

Sheldon: Don't feel bad, Mom. She's mad at me, not you.
Mary: That doesn't make me feel any better.
[After Sheldon taps Missy on her shoulder, she removes her headphones]
Missy: What?
Sheldon: Mom feels bad that you're ignoring her.
Missy: Good, I'm mad at her for making me go to the airport.
George: Mm. Feel better?