Mary: I feel bad about yelling at Georgie.
George: He deserved it. You should do it more.

Mary: I think he's feeling left out now that you and Sheldon are spending so much time together.
George: Are you kiddin' me? You're always saying to find something in common with Sheldon. And now that I have, you're telling me I'm ignoring Georgie?
Mary: I'm not saying that. I'm just reminding you that you got two sons.
George: I know. I also got a daughter I need to spend more time with.
Mary: You do. But I wouldn't worry about her. She's an angel.

Sheldon: Starting today, I'm done helping the football team.
Tam: But if you do that, girls will no longer greet me like this. [head
Sheldon: I'll greet you like that.
Tam: It's not the same.

Adult Sheldon: For the record, the Oilers lost that game by four touchdowns. Meemaw never asked for my advice again.

Vincent: Connie, you're putting me in a very awkward position.
Meemaw: I won a toaster oven playing keno. You want it?
Vincent: I got one. I want my money.
Meemaw: All right. Hang on. That's a very nice jacket. You're looking dapper. Ah. Hey, they comp my room here. They do that for you?
Vincent: Actually, they frown upon my presence here.
Meemaw: Oh. I also get a coupon for the breakfast buffet. You should look into that.

Vincent: Constance!
Meemaw: Patience, Vincenzo. [slot machine pays out] Yes! Oh! All right, now we're talking. Will you take a down payment in quarters?
Vincent: Do I have a choice?
Meemaw: Start scoopin'. I got to go see Tony Orlando.