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113. A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek
February 1, 2018After Sheldon's teacher sneezes in class he decides to brave the school's punishment and skip class in a bid to avoid catching the flu. As more and more people appear to be sick, Sheldon's fear of the flu rises and he takes extreme measures to insulate himself from illness.
Quote from George Sr.
George: I think I'll take the kids to school.
Mary: I'm sure he'll be out by the time you get home.
George: Not sure why you think that, but okay.
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: Mom?
Mary: Yes, Shelly.
Sheldon: Can you close the door? I need to use the sink.
Quote from Sheldon
Mary: Shelly, if you don't mind me asking, what's your long-term plan here?
Sheldon: I'm working on the math to turn the garage into a self-sustaining ecosystem.
Mary: Okay. And what exactly does that mean?
Sheldon: Well, all I need is sunlight and a few seeds to grow unlimited food which I'll fertilize with my own feces.
Meemaw: This just gets better.
Quote from Meemaw
Mary: If you're not gonna help, please go inside. This is not a show.
Meemaw: Now that's where I disagree.
Quote from Sheldon
Mary: Sheldon! You can't run away from me forever.
Sheldon: I don't have to do it forever. Just till you get tired.
Quote from Mary
Meemaw: Look at that. St. Mary drinking alcohol.
Mary: God saw what just happened. He gets it.