Mandy: Oh! We can go to bed early, we can nap... [gasps] we can sleep in.
Georgie: [flatly] Mm, exciting.
Mandy: Tell me about it. [whoops softly]

Missy: Do I get a vote?
Mary: No.
George: Wait, what's your vote?
Missy: Mom goes.
George: You don't get a vote.

Mary: And... you got to visit Caltech with him.
George: Seeing a college campus ain't two months in Europe.
Mary: I wouldn't know, would I?

George: Mary, I've worked my ass off for 20 years, I deserve this.
Mary: Right, because what I do is worthless. [George sighs]
Sheldon: [enters] Will you keep it down? It's the middle of the night in here. [exits]
Missy: Fighting over two months of that?

Georgie: Well, if you change your mind, I don't have to go.
Meemaw: Do you not want to go?
Georgie: No, I do.
Meemaw: Is this 'cause it's a spa and you're worried about getting a massage from a guy?
Georgie: Well, I wasn't. But that ain't helping.
Meemaw: [chuckles] What's going on?
Georgie: Well, we've just never been away from the baby this long before and...
Meemaw: And...
Georgie: Me and Mandy have never been away alone together.
Meemaw: You worried you're gonna blow it with her?
Georgie: No. Quit making me worry about new things!

Adult Sheldon: It may have been midnight in Medford, but it was morning in Heidelberg. The perfect time to enjoy a hearty breakfast of leberwurst on pumpernickel.
Sheldon: [crunching] How do you say blech in German?
Adult Sheldon: I'll save you from googling. It's eklig. You're welcome.

Sheldon: Where were you?
Missy: [gasps] Why are you up? Go back to bed.
Sheldon: I was enjoying a revolting German breakfast. What's your excuse?

Meemaw: So, George really wants to go to Germany?
Mary: Yeah, he thinks it'll be a vacation.
Meemaw: Because the two things that Sheldon loves are change and new people.
Mary: Thank you.
Meemaw: So, which one of you is gonna go?
Mary: [sighs] We're still discussing it.
Meemaw: So, you?
Mary: Mm-hmm.

Mary: I am so glad you two are spending some quality time together.
Georgie: Mom.
Mandy: No, she's right, I mean, we earned it.
Mary: I don't love that you're gonna share a hotel room, but...
Georgie: Mom.
Mary: Well, you're not married.
Georgie: Mom.
Meemaw: Stop.
Mary: I'm done.
Meemaw: She's not. Run.
Georgie: See ya.
Mandy: Bye.
Meemaw: Well, you know you weren't.

Adult Sheldon: Look at them over there. They got away with one transgression, and now they were clearly plotting their next.
[imaginary:]
Missy: All right, we got away with sneaking out. What should we do now?
Tonya: I say we rob the mall.
Missy: You read my mind.
Tonya: We hit the shoe store first and then the makeup store.
Missy: Smart. Those are the things we girls like.

Mandy: Wow. Look at this.
Georgie: [flatly] Uh-huh. Nice.
Mandy: Oh, come on. You live in a garage. This is the nicest room you've ever seen in your life.
Georgie: I said it was nice.

Mandy: Are you that worried about the massage? You know, you don't have to get one.
Georgie: It ain't the massage. Well, it's a little the massage. They ain't gonna touch my butt, are they?
Mandy: Oh, yes. I ordered the couples' butt massage. I paid extra for it.
Georgie: Really?
Mandy: No, dummy.

Mandy: I thought this is what you wanted... us together.
Georgie: I did.
Mandy: You did? What changed?
Georgie: It's just different now.
Mandy: What's "different" about it? [knock at door]
Jackie: Hi. I have you booked for an in-room couples' massage.
Georgie: Now's not a good time.
Mandy: Screw you. I'm getting a massage.
Georgie: Fine. But I'm keeping my jeans on.
Jackie: Great.

George: Look, I've been thinking... we've been making this trip about us, and it should really be about Sheldon.
Mary: I agree.
George: So... maybe he should have some say in who goes with him.
Mary: Why? What've you been telling him?
George: [snorts] Nothing.
Mary: George.
George: [sighs] He might've mentioned he was nervous about the flight, and how great I handled it when we flew to California, so...
Mary: Did he mention it or did you mention it?
George: It's tough to say, really.
Mary: You are unbelievable.

Mary: Sheldon, what has your father been telling you about Germany?
Sheldon: What?
George: Come on, Mary, don't try to confuse the kid.
Sheldon: I'm confused.
George: It's his choice.
Sheldon: What's my choice?
George: Who you want to go to Germany with you.
Mary: I can't believe you're putting him in the middle.
George: I'm not putting him in the middle, I'm treating him like the responsible adult that he is.
Sheldon: Missy's been sneaking out of the house at night and I'm worried she's going to rob a mall. I also think she's smoking.