George: Sneaking out of the house? Where did you go?
Missy: Nowhere.
Mary: What were you doing?
Missy: Nothing.
George: Well, you went somewhere and did something.
Mary: Tonya, do you have anything to say?
Tonya: No.
Missy: Why do you believe Sheldon and not me?
George: Because he's a Goody Two-shoes and you stole my truck!

Jackie: Oh, you are holding a lot of tension in here.
Mandy: Huh, I wonder why.
Georgie: Do I feel tense? Oh, I bet I feel tense.
Gloria: You are a little tense.
Georgie: Huh, I wonder why.
Gloria: Have you been drinking enough water? Because often when...
Georgie: No, that ain't it.
Mandy: [scoffs] No. It's my fault, for inviting him on a romantic getaway.
Georgie: It is your fault. Oh, one sec... [groaning] Really get in there. Oh... yeah. [grunts]

Mandy: All right, let's get married.
Georgie: What?
Mandy: You think I'm not all in, but I am.
Georgie: Okay. I am, too.
Mandy: Okay.
Georgie: So, we're really doing this?
Mandy: Yeah. [Georgie pulls over] What are you doing?
Georgie: I ain't waiting to get home to kiss you. [Mandy laughs] [they kiss]

Adult Sheldon: I was presented with a moral dilemma. [Sheldon groans] Cover for Missy and protect my trip, or sing like a canary and spend a muggy summer in Texas with my clean conscience.
Mary: [opens door] Sheldon, everything okay?
Missy: Yeah, Sheldon, is everything okay?
Sheldon: ... [monotone] Everything is okay.
Mary: What was that about?
Missy: I don't know. I just woke up. [yawns] [Mary sighs]

Meemaw: Hey, thanks for coming.
Dale: Ah, I'm not gonna pass on a free lunch. I'm no dummy. What you making?
Meemaw: Chicken salad.
Dale: [sniffs] Is it supposed to smell like that?
Meemaw: What? Oh, it's the baby.
Dale: Uh, yeah, and people keep having them. I don't get it.

Missy: Maybe we can do a sleepover at your place.
Tonya: Why can't we do it here? [knock at door]
Sheldon: [o.s.] Missy.
Missy: [quietly] That's why. [normal voice] Go away.
Sheldon: [o.s.] Why? What secret plot are you hatching now?
Missy: Tonya: What's wrong with him?
Missy: Literally, everything.
Tonya: Is he gonna rat us out?
Missy: No. He's really smart but also really dumb. Watch.

Missy: Fine. We snuck out, but we just walked around.
Mary: Sheldon said you were smoking.
Missy: And we learned it's a disgusting habit.
Tonya: I know I learned my lesson.
George: That's enough.

Meemaw: I'm gonna give CeeCee a bath. Do you want to help?
Dale: Nah, I'm good.
Meemaw: Let me guess. You've never given a baby a bath either.
Dale: It was a different time. You gonna tell me your husband did all that stuff?
Meemaw: Not really.
Dale: Eh, you see? Look, you got a type.
Meemaw: Well, it's not the '50s anymore. I'm gonna give her a bath and you're gonna help.
Dale: Fine.
Meemaw: And afterward, you're gonna change her diaper.
Dale: Ah, man, I miss the '50s.
Meemaw: What was that?
Dale: Nothing, I'm coming.

George: So, Missy, how was your day?
Missy: Sheldon's not here... let's just enjoy the silence.
George: Mm, it is nice, isn't it? [chuckles]
Mary: No. And if you think it's so nice, why do you want to spend two months with him in Germany?

Sheldon: If I can't tell Mom and Dad on you, then I need you to promise you won't break any more rules while I'm away.
Missy: Fine, I promise. Now get out.
Sheldon: Excellent. Wait, how do I know you meant that?
Tonya: Maybe she should promise she was telling the truth.
Sheldon: I like that.
Missy: [raises hands] I promise I was telling the truth. [shares knowing look with Tonya]
Sheldon: Wait, if you were lying about the first promise, how do I know you weren't lying about the second promise?
Missy: I promise I wasn't. [Sheldon groans and exits]
Tonya: I think you broke him.
Missy: No, he'll be back.
Sheldon: [o.s.] I will.

Mary: [sighs] I hope you don't have any plans for the summer, because you're not leaving the house.
Missy: That's like three months.
George: Oh, you want to make it Christmas?
Missy: [scoffs] Whatever. There's nothing to do in this stupid town anyway. [slams door]
George: Any chance we can both go to Germany?

Georgie: Okay, where was I? This is what you do. You act all into me, then you get weird and push me away.
Mandy: Okay, that's not true.
Georgie: Yes, it is. You sleep with me, then you tell me to date other people. I ask you to marry me, you say no. Why is this time gonna be any different?
Mandy: I- I don't know. Maybe I'm ready now.
Georgie: "Maybe"?
Mandy: Yeah.
Georgie: [sighs] Look. We're gettin' along, we're a good team with CeeCee... Maybe I don't want to risk that on a "maybe".
Mandy: Okay, if you don't want to try, why did you even come here?
Georgie: Well, I didn't want to say no and make things weird.
Mandy: Oh, well, you nailed it.

Sheldon: [knock at door] Missy?
Missy: [o.s.] Go away.
Sheldon: I know you're angry but I was genuinely worried about you. I realize we have our differences, but... I would never be able to forgive myself if anything bad happened to you.
Missy: [opens door] I hate you.