Meemaw: And we're home.
Mary: Hey, Shelly. nGuess who's coming over tomorrow? Your new friend Paige.
Meemaw: Okay, I'm gonna go.

Sheldon: Also, you don't have any friends. Why are you so worried about me?
Mary: I have friends.
Sheldon: Then how come the only person who ever comes over is Meemaw?
Mary: Because ... Okay, this isn't about me.

Paige: Sheldon! [She hugs him]
[flashback:] Dr. McCoy: The release of emotions, Mr. Spock, is what keeps us healthy.
Adult Sheldon: Dr. McCoy was an idiot.

George: Can I interest anyone in something stronger than iced tea?
Barry: Oh, well, I'll take a beer if you have one.
Mary: Don't worry. He's personally keeping the Lone Star Brewing Company in business.
George: They did send me a belt buckle.

Mary: He loves being organised.
George: Boy, does he. We can't go to the grocery store without him making sure that all the labels are facing the right way.
Mary: Oh, the stock boys there are always so happy to see him.
Linda: [LAUGHING] That's adorable.
George: Well, it wasn't adorable when we redid our shower and he wouldn't use it 'cause two of the tiles were crooked.
Mary: He took baths in the sink until we got it fixed.

Missy: Why do grownups do this? They love to stick random kids together and expect them to just be friends.
Erica: I know. I hate that.
Georgie: Fresh Prince is right. Parents just don't understand.

Erica: Ugh, my sister's always talking about him. I don't know why. I think he's dead.

Erica: Does Sheldon make you feel stupid?
Georgie: Nah, I'm smart in other ways.
Missy: Me, too.
Georgie: Hey, I saw an old TV in the alley. Want to go throw rocks at it?

Mary: This is so exciting. Don't you understand what this means?
George: Rather than me feel dumb, how about you just tell me?
Mary: These are parents we can actually relate to.
George: Yeah, sure.
Mary: All the times we wonder if we're doing right by Sheldon or how to handle him, we finally have someone to compare notes with.
George: There's notes? [CHUCKLES] I just been winging it.

Paige: Oh, My Little Pony. I love My Little Pony.
Sheldon: That's my sister's, and it's not part of the tour.
Paige: I share a room with my sister, too. It's super fun.
Sheldon: You're wrong.

Sheldon: Now, over here, we have my desk. This is my computer. That's my mouse. This is my printer. This is the paper that goes in the printer. This is a box of extra paper that also goes in the printer. And this is my signed picture of Professor Proton. Do you watch his show?
Paige: No. I don't really like it.
Sheldon: You don't?
Paige: I think he's boring. And he dumbs everything down.
Adult Sheldon: Come on, Kolinahr, don't fail me now.
Sheldon: [bitterly] And next on the tour, we have a lamp.

George: This is not making me feel better. Their kid is perfect.
Mary: And so is ours.
George: So we're lying to each other. Fine.
Mary: It's just nice to get to know another family who's in a similar situation as us.
George: And we're still lying.