George: Where exactly you getting all this info?
Missy: There's a lot of kid sisters out there. We talk.

Sheldon: I'm having trouble deciding between pudding and Jell-O.
George: Well, decide what you want, and then open it.
Sheldon: But I need the visual input. Does the pudding have a skin? Plus, it's good fun jiggling the Jell-O.

Mary: Just tell me her name, and I'll drop it forever.
George: You swear?
Mary: You know I don't swear.
George: You promise?
Mary: Absolutely.

Dr. Linkletter: My goodness, you're as funny as you are beautiful.
Meemaw: That's a nice thing to say to your friend's girlfriend.
Dr. John Sturgis: Actually, I don't think it is so nice. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were sweet-talking my date right in front of me.
Dr. Linkletter: You're a pretty smart man, John. Trust your gut.

Meemaw: What's that about?
Mary: I'm punishing him.
Meemaw: What for?
Mary: Nothing, really. But once I got started, I couldn't stop.

George: Where's Georgie?
Mary: I don't know. I called him ten minutes ago.
Missy: He's probably curled up in a ball, crying about Veronica.
Mary: Why do you say that?
Missy: It's just what I'm hearing.
Georgie: From who?
Missy: I'm kinda plugged into this town.

Missy: Mrs. Sparks' credit card got declined at Payless.
George: No kidding.
Missy: She went nuts. But you didn't hear it from me.

Mary: Poor baby is just crushed.
Georgie: Oh, man. I've been through that. Brutal.
Mary: When did I break your heart?
George: Oh, it wasn't you.
Mary: Then who was it?
George: Oh, doesn't matter. It was a long time ago.
Mary: But who?

Sheldon: Dad, I don't want to get ahead of myself, but I think I solved our electricity problem.
Mary: Not now, Sheldon.
George: I wouldn't mind hearing it.
Mary: Who?
Missy: If you want, I'll ask around.

Mary: Kathryn Dempsey?! You watched me make cupcakes for her daughter's birthday, and you never told me you were in love with her?!
George: I was 15 years old, and she didn't love me back.
Mary: If she did, would you have married her instead of me?
George: But she didn't!
Mary: Okay! Now I have my answer. Kathryn Dempsey?!
George: I was 15!

Dr. John Sturgis: Are-are you all right?
Meemaw: No, I'm very nervous.
Dr. John Sturgis: That's interesting. Normally, I'm the one who's unsure of himself in a social situation, but tonight, it's you.
Meemaw: Yeah. Frickin' fascinating.

Missy: And then Bryan Larkin read the letter out loud in the hall.
George: No.
Missy: Georgie used the word "love," like, 30 times. It was pathetic.
George: That hurts to hear.
Missy: Really? I think it's hilarious. Also, my math teacher's pregnant.
George: Well, that's nice.
Missy: [QUIETLY] It might not be her husband's.
George: Whose do you think it is?