Brenda Sparks: Is there anyone else I can call for you? Maybe your mom?
Mandy: No, I can't deal with her right now. Maybe after they give me drugs.

George: What about Mary? Ain't she at the bowling alley?
Brenda Sparks: No. Sh- She went out to lunch.
Sheldon: And speaking of lunch, we should get to my launch.
George: Sheldon, my granddaughter's about to be born. I-I'm not going anywhere.
Sheldon: Oh, I'm sure Georgie will get more women pregnant. You'll have another chance.
George: Walk away.

Sheldon: Last chance. Who wants to witness science history? [everyone is silent] Don't be shy, folks.

Mandy: Why are you here?
Meemaw: Uh, I- I had a medical thing. It- It's been handled. Here, let me help you to your room.
Mandy: What kind of thing?
Meemaw: [stammers] Just a thing. It's been tended to. How- How far apart are your contractions?
Mandy: Connie, what's going on?
Meemaw: It's hemorrhoids, okay? It's embarrassing, but here we are. Hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids! Happy?
Mandy: Well, I'm about four centimeters dilated, and the doctors think it could be another few hours.
Meemaw: Well... Good. Walk slow.

Sheldon: What are you doing out here?
Georgie: I heard Mandy was having the baby.
Sheldon: Yes, but that happens inside.
Georgie: I know.
Sheldon: Aren't you going in?
Georgie: I can't.
Sheldon: Oh, these doors are automated. You just walk towards them and they open.
Georgie: I can't be a dad. I couldn't even install a car seat.
Sheldon: Great. You can drive me to my launch party.

Sheldon: Thank you for doing this.
Georgie: Mm-hmm.
Sheldon: You know, you wait and you wait and you wait, and you think the day's never gonna come, and then pow, it's here.
Georgie: I know.
Sheldon: Everyone thought I was too young, that I wouldn't see it through, but here I am. To think I almost missed it. I would have regretted that for the rest of my life. [Georgie turns the car around] Why are we turning around?

George: [enters] Hey.
Mandy: What's going on with you two?
Mary: Nothing.
George: We're fine.
Mandy: You know what, if you're gonna fight, can you do it out loud? 'Cause I could really use the distraction.
Mary: No one's fighting.
Mandy: [pained groan] Where is that big needle? I was promised a big needle.

Georgie: How you doing?
Mandy: Where were you?
Georgie: I'm sorry. I was trying to install the car seat, and I didn't hear the phone.
Mandy: It's okay, you made it. Did you get it installed?
Georgie: Sheldon did. Turns out, it takes a genius. [Mandy laughs, winces]

Mary: I'm gonna stay at my mom's house tonight.
George: Fine by me.
Sheldon: [enters] I just talked to Dr. Sturgis. We didn't get a single subscriber. My database is a complete failure. [Mary averts her watery eyes. George is looking down at the floor.] I know, I'm upset, too.

Sheldon: Mrs. Sparks, I need your help.
Brenda Sparks: What's with the gloves?
Sheldon: So I don't get placenta on my hands.
Brenda Sparks: What? [Sheldon nods]

Missy: Where is my dad?
Billy Sparks: I ask that question a lot.
Missy: He's not usually late.
Billy Sparks: My mom's picking me up, but she's always late. Hey. Maybe they're together.
Missy: Why would they be together?
Billy Sparks: They could be having another secret meeting in the chicken coop.
Missy: He's probably running late at practice.
Billy Sparks: Okay.
Missy: I'm sure they're not together.
Billy Sparks: Okay.
Missy: I mean it.
Billy Sparks: Okay.
Missy: Shut up, Billy.
Billy Sparks: Okay.

Mary: Oh, remember today is Sheldon's big database launch party, so we're all very excited.
George: Yeah, how excited we talking, on a scale of one to ten?
Mary: Uh, I don't know. Six?
Meemaw: Do we have any understanding of what this data thing is?
Mary: Not a clue. [Sheldon enters] Morning, Shelly.
George: Hey, there's the big guy!
Meemaw: That was about a nine.

Mary: Can I get you breakfast?
Sheldon: I don't know if I can eat. I'm too excited.
Mary: I know. We all are.
Missy: What's going on?
Mary: It's your brother's big day.
Missy: When isn't it?

Mary: Any plans for your day off?
Brenda Sparks: Nothing special.
Mary: Not seeing your mystery man?
Brenda Sparks: Just give me my check.
Mary: I don't mean to pry. It's just, your friends think you're keeping him a secret 'cause he's married.
Brenda Sparks: There's no mystery man. And you're prying.
Mary: Sorry.

Mary: [answers phone] Hello? Oh, Rob! Uh... Pastor Rob. It's Pastor Rob.
Brenda Sparks: I gathered.
Mary: Uh, lunch would be... fine. Yes. See you soon. Mm-hmm. [hangs up]
Brenda Sparks: Shall I pry?
Mary: Uh, it's nothing. He probably just wants to gossip about some church drama. So here's your check. Okay, bye.
Brenda Sparks: Buh-bye.