George Jr. Quote #511
Quote from George Jr. in the episode A Strudel and a Hot American Boy Toy
Mandy: [o.s.] [gasps] Oh, God!
Georgie: [o.s.] Dad, get out!
Mandy: [o.s.] Why didn't you lock the door?
Georgie: [o.s.] I didn't want to miss anything.
George Jr. Quotes
Quote from the episode A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer
Georgie: What are you doing?
George: Separating the whites from the colors.
Georgie: Whoa, that's racist.
Quote from the episode A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer
Georgie: Maybe you should go across the street and apologize.
George: I can't do that.
Georgie: Why not?
George: 'Cause if I do, it sets a bad precedent.
Georgie: What's Nixon got to do with it?
George: What?
Georgie: You said "bad president," like Nixon. You know, this guy.
Quote from the episode A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband
Georgie: Okay, in my defense...
Meemaw: You have no defense. You're an idiot.
Georgie: That was a big part of my defense.
‘A Strudel and a Hot American Boy Toy’ Quotes
Quote from Mandy
Georgie: Well, I can write you a letter if you want.
Mandy: Please don't.
Georgie: Why not?
Mandy: 'Cause your spelling makes me sad.
Georgie: I can use small words.
Quote from Dale
Meemaw: Well, there must be a way to compromise.
Dale: Compromise? There's no compromise. You won't let me spritz your nasal passages.
Meemaw: Even if I did, that's not gonna stop the tear gas coming out of your pants.
Dale: Onions in, onions out... We talked about this, you know.
Quote from George Sr.
Mandy: Aw. I think it's so romantic, you two writing to each other.
Georgie: It's just 'cause he's a cheapskate.
George: It can be both.
Mandy: Well, I think it's sweet.