Georgie: Well, I can write you a letter if you want.
Mandy: Please don't.
Georgie: Why not?
Mandy: 'Cause your spelling makes me sad.
Georgie: I can use small words.

Missy: Do you hate Georgie?
Mandy: No. No, Georgie's a good guy. If anything, I hate myself for making bad decisions.
Missy: Like having sex before marriage?
Mandy: More like having tequila before sex.
Mary: Hey. What's going on here?
Missy: Mandy was just telling me how she got pregnant.
Mandy: No, no...
Missy: But you said...
Mandy: No.
Missy: No.

Georgie: I know it's a lot.
Mandy: It's amazing. [chuckles]
Georgie: It is?
Mandy: My kid's going to private school. You're going to private school!

Meemaw: Well, the laundromat's a cash business.
Mandy: That's mostly just quarters, though, isn't it?
Meemaw: Uh, yeah, but, well, now we've got the video store, and I'm not real big on banks.
Mandy: Because you lived through the Depression?
Meemaw: Yeah. [insincere laugh]

Mandy: Aw. I think it's so romantic, you two writing to each other.
Georgie: It's just 'cause he's a cheapskate.
George: It can be both.
Mandy: Well, I think it's sweet.

Meemaw: And for your information, you fart all night long.
Dale: It's 'cause of your cooking. Quit feeding me fajitas.

Mary: Absolutely not.
Sheldon: But we're in Europe, the birthplace of the modern rail system.
Mary: It is also the birthplace of the guillotine. You're not playing with that, either.
Sheldon: But I'm a college senior and I know more about trains than Richard Trevithick.
Mary: Who?
Sheldon: He built the first working steam locomotive.
Mary: I don't care. You are not gallivanting around Europe on a train by yourself.
Sheldon: German children ride trains by themselves all the time.
Mary: When you become a German child, we'll talk.
[Sheldon goes into his room and slams the door]
Mary: [sighs] Richard Trevithick? How does he know these things?