Missy Quote #160
Quote from Missy in the episode A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts
Paige: Okay, pick a number.
Missy: Three.
Paige: One, two, three. Now pick a color.
Missy: Pink, duh.
Paige: The name of your future pony is Sparkle Sunshine.
Missy: I would totally name it that!
Missy Quotes
Quote from the episode Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture that Encourages Spitting
Missy: Eat dirt. Eat it.
Meemaw: Kick his ass!
Missy: Does it taste good? Huh?
Dale: Yeah, listen to your meemaw. Kick his ass!
Missy: You gonna cry? Huh? Do it. Cry.
Mary: Do something. Break it up.
George Sr.: H-Hang on. She's winning.
Mary: Missy! Missy Cooper, you stop beating up that boy!
Meemaw: Punch him in the nuts!
Quote from the episode Pasadena
Missy: Someone's Underoos are in a knot.
Sheldon: My Underoos are fitting just fine, thank you.
Missy: Then why is there a stick up your butt?
Sheldon: Stop making inquiries about my bottom.
Missy: But I enjoy it.
Quote from the episode An Existential Crisis and a Bear That Makes Bubbles
[Sheldon sits on the top of the couch with his feet on the cushion]
Missy: What are you doing?
Sheldon: I'm practicing the philosophy of cynicism... The ancient Greek view that the rules of society should be ignored.
Missy: If you're gonna break rules, you can do better than that.
Sheldon: How?
[Missy pushes Sheldon off the couch]
‘A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts’ Quotes
Quote from Adult Sheldon
Paige: You know, I read that adults who had a stunted childhood often become social misfits and weirdos.
Sheldon: You didn't read that, you're making it up like your goat story.
Paige: Psychology Magazine, February issue, 1988.
Sheldon: Well, um, that doesn't make it true.
Paige: Guess you'll find out when you're an adult.
Sheldon: I guess I will.
Adult Sheldon: Well, we know how this story ends. I grew up to become a well-adjusted and charming fellow. But at that moment in time, she had me worried.
Quote from Adult Sheldon
Adult Sheldon: And that's how I became the madcap prankster all my friends know and love.
Quote from Dr. John Sturgis
Dr. John Sturgis: I don't think I can do this, Connie.
Meemaw: Of course you can. We're just getting started.
Dr. John Sturgis: No, it's too much information. I can't process it.
Meemaw: It was just a yellow light.
Dr. John Sturgis: Not just the light. There were other cars. There's pedestrians. There was a guy on a bicycle.
Meemaw: So?
Dr. John Sturgis: That's just too many random elements. The- The- The stimuli are overwhelming.