Meemaw Quote #182
Quote from Meemaw in the episode Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentlemen Callers, and a Dinette Set
Mary: And is that really necessary?
Meemaw: The Italians call it "corretto". It means correcting the drink.
Mary: So, a drink without alcohol in it is wrong?
Meemaw: Yep. Italian people, they know what's up.
Meemaw Quotes
Quote from the episode Poker, Faith, and Eggs
Sheldon: Do people know about this?
Meemaw: Sheldon, what's on a person's face is not always what's in their heart.
Sheldon: Well, this changes everything. How do you know who to trust?
Meemaw: You don't. That's what makes life interesting.
Quote from the episode A Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man's Backside
George Jr.: Hey, now that you're treating him like an adult, can I have his allowance?
George Sr.: That allowance is for chores, which you already don't do.
George Jr.: Come on. We all know I'm your favorite.
Meemaw: You're not even his third favorite.
Quote from the episode Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon
Mary: Mom, can you make the salad?
Meemaw: Sure.
George Sr.: Hey, don't put in any of those little tomatoes.
Meemaw: Hey, I don't tell you how to impersonate a lump of clay. You don't tell me how to make a salad.
‘Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentlemen Callers, and a Dinette Set’ Quotes
Quote from Adult Sheldon
Adult Sheldon: I would go on to draw up such contracts throughout my life. With roommates. With my wife. Even with my own children.
Quote from Adult Sheldon
Adult Sheldon: In that moment, I had an epiphany. I could draw up a contract for any social relationship. It was a helpful way to remove ambiguity in a world that was often hard to understand. Article three Sheldon will not spy on Meemaw's house with binoculars.
Quote from George Jr.
Mary: He's just excited that Meemaw's dating a man he looks up to.
George Jr.: I wish she could date Tony Danza that'd be cool.
George Sr.: What is it with you and Tony Danza?
George Jr.: Well, the show doesn't come out and say it, but I'm pretty sure he's the boss.
Missy: I think the blonde lady's the boss.
George Jr.: Angela? Who's the oddball now?