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122 - Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentlemen Callers, and a Dinette Set

Aired Thursday, May 10, 2018
Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentlemen Callers, and a Dinette Set

When Meemaw is pursued by two gentlemen callers, Sheldon interferes, forcing her to set some ground rules.

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Quotes

Mary: And is that really necessary?
Meemaw: The Italians call it "corretto". It means correcting the drink.
Mary: So, a drink without alcohol in it is wrong?
Meemaw: Yep. Italian people, they know what's up.

George Sr.: What's your hurry?
Sheldon: I need to get back to my viewing post.
Mary: Fine, go ahead.
George Jr.: What's he expect to see, staring at Meemaw's house?
Missy: Did you just join this family? The kid's an oddball.

Mary: He's just excited that Meemaw's dating a man he looks up to.
George Jr.: I wish she could date Tony Danza that'd be cool.
George Sr.: What is it with you and Tony Danza?
George Jr.: Well, the show doesn't come out and say it, but I'm pretty sure he's the boss.
Missy: I think the blonde lady's the boss.
George Jr.: Angela? Who's the oddball now?

Mary: I know you've had a number of gentleman callers, but I've never heard you speak like this before.
Meemaw: "Gentleman callers"?
George Sr.: And we wonder where Sheldon gets it.

Adult Sheldon: In that moment, I had an epiphany. I could draw up a contract for any social relationship. It was a helpful way to remove ambiguity in a world that was often hard to understand. Article three Sheldon will not spy on Meemaw's house with binoculars.

Featured Music

  • Can't Take My Eyes Off You
    Frankie Valli

    Can As Meemaw's dinner with John Sturgiss is interrupted by phone calls from Ira and Sheldon.

  • Drifter
    Lloyd Conger

    Drifter Playing during Meemaw and Ira's date at a steakhouse.

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