Georgie: What are you doing?
George: Trying to fix this radio.
Georgie: Should you be doing that with a weak heart?
George: I'm just sitting here.
Georgie: You look a little sweaty.
George: What do you want?
Georgie: I'm gonna go hang out with Jana. Just wanted to make sure you're doing okay.
George: Hold on. Are you worried I'm gonna have a heart attack and interrupt "private time" with your girlfriend?
Georgie: Yes.
George: At least you're honest.
Georgie: Glad you think so. Bye.
George: See you.

Mary: Hey. Pastor Jeff is here. You up for some company?
George: You bet! [to Sheldon] Got to talk to the pastor. Git.
Pastor Jeff: Hey, George, Sheldon.
Sheldon: Excuse me, I have to "git."

George: And then Missy starts tearing everybody a new one, 'cause her little boyfriend broke up with her.
Brenda Sparks: Poor thing. But good training for when her husband dumps her one day.
George: [chuckles] I'm sorry about that.
Brenda Sparks: No, you know what, the truth is, it was over a while ago.
George: It happens.
Brenda Sparks: But, hey, he's got the kids tonight and ladies drink half price, so let's pretend I'm a lady.
George: [laughs] Yes, ma'am.
Brenda Sparks: Mm. You look like you could use a shot with that beer.
George: Shots? I got school in the morning.
Brenda Sparks: Oh. I didn't realize we were both here for ladies' night.
George: Can we get some shots over here?

George: [laughs] You were a cheerleader?
Brenda Sparks: Yeah. I mean, you wouldn't know it to look at me now.
George: Don't say that. I can totally see you on top of that pyramid.
Brenda Sparks: Oh, I was on the bottom, and you know it. But at least I could fill out a sweater.
George: You and me both, sister.

George: Oh! I love Skynyrd!
Brenda Sparks: You know what? I saw them play Dallas.
George: You're kidding. Wh-What year?
Brenda Sparks: I'd just got kicked out of beauty school, so I guess... [sighs] '76?
George: I was at that show!
Brenda Sparks: Stop it.
George: Nah. Nazareth opened.
Brenda Sparks: Oh, my God. They did. They did. [chuckles]
George: Small world.
Brenda Sparks: Yeah.

Brenda Sparks: You want to dance?
George: [chuckles] Me? No.
Brenda Sparks: Oh, come on.
George: No. There's people here.
Brenda Sparks: Well... then what if we go someplace else?
George: What do you have in mind?
Brenda Sparks: Herschel does have the kids. [off George's look] Oh, God, I'm sorry. [laughs] That was... That was over the line. [George groans] [George pants] You okay? George?

Missy: And now I'm gonna need a new notebook, 'cause mine has "Missy and Marcus forever" written all over it. [Sheldon snores]

Mary: Brenda. Have you heard anything?
Brenda Sparks: Not yet.
Mary: Oh, what happened?
Brenda Sparks: Um, I- I ran into George at the bar, and... next thing I know, he started having chest pains.
Mary: [sighs] Well, thank the Lord you were there with him.
Brenda Sparks: Oh. I really didn't do anything.
Mary: Don't say that! Who knows what would've happened if you hadn't been there?
Brenda Sparks: [chuckles awkwardly] Yeah.

Georgie: [calls] Missy? Sheldon!
[As Georgie barges into the cabin, a startled Sheldon wakes up and falls off his crate. Missy is a woken and flings the lamp at the wall]
Georgie: [gasps] What the hell?!
Missy: You scared me.
Georgie: You scared me.
Sheldon: Everyone scared me.

Brenda Sparks: Yeah, um... Yeah, I'm gonna get out of here. You go see George.
Mary: What? No! You might have saved his life. He's gonna want to thank you.
Brenda Sparks: You know, that's nice, but I think it's best if...
Mary: Brenda, I insist.
Brenda Sparks: Okay.
Mary: Okay. Come on.

[George's monitor is beeping steadily]
Mary: Hi.
George: Hey.
Mary: Look who I have with me.
Brenda Sparks: Hey, George.
George: Brenda. [monitor beeps rapidly]
Mary: Are you okay? Do you need a doctor?
George: Oh, no. Nah, I was just... excited to see you, hmm? [monitor beeping faster] [rapid beeping] [George pulls of his monitor clip] [alarm beeping] [nervous chuckle]

George: Bad enough they rolled me out in a wheelchair I didn't need. You could've let me drive.
Mary: You got winded getting in the car.
George: You heard that, huh?

Mary: Should we talk about what happened the other night?
George: What happened the other night?
Mary: Us having that huge fight.
George: Oh, that, that. Forget it.
Mary: [scoffs] How can I?
George: It was a bad night. I say best thing is to put it in the rearview mirror.
Mary: [sighs] Oh, I would love that.
George: Done. The other night never happened.
Mary: Thank you.
George: [sighs]
Disc Jockey: And up next, we've got a twofer of Lynyrd Skynyrd coming at you.
[As "What's Your Name" starts to play, George turns off the radio]
George: [chuckles] Could use a little peace and quiet.

Missy: Can I talk to you?
George: Of course. What's up?
Missy: I feel really bad about the other day. I was so mean to you.
George: Don't worry about it.
Missy: But you were just trying to help and then I yelled at you and then you had a heart attack.
George: [stammers] That had nothing to do with you.
Missy: [crying] We don't know that.
George: Hey. Hey-hey. Come here. [Missy sniffles] [George chuckles and sighs]
Missy: I'm so sorry.
George: Shh. [Missy sniffles]

George: So, what happened?
Missy: You're not gonna believe this, but he was hanging out with another girl behind my back.
George: Oh, well... Maybe they're just friends.
Missy: Heather M. saw them holding hands at the roller rink. Does that sound like friends to you?
George: Well... no. [swallows]
Missy: Are all boys liars?
George: Uh... no.
Missy: I mean, how could he do this to me? I thought I could trust him. Did he think I wouldn't find out?
George: You know what, kiddo? I think it's time for Daddy to take his heart pills. [pills rattle]
Missy: I'm glad we talked.
George: [chuckles] Oh, me, too, me, too.
Mary: [enters] Hey.
George: Hmm?
Mary: I just wanted to let you know I invited Brenda over for a big thank-you dinner.
George: [spits out water] [chuckles] Oh. Terrific. [sighs; coughs]