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Quote from the episode Pilot

Sheldon: (Observing the older kids outside the High School) Oh dear.

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Mary: Oh, Lord, look after my son. Don't let him get stuffed in a gym bag.

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Mary: You understand that some people are going to be intimidated by you, because of how smart you are?
Sheldon: Or maybe they'll recognize my intellect and make me their leader.

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Adult Sheldon: Jane Goodall had to go to Africa to study apes. I just had to go to dinner.

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Sheldon: Good luck with your finger painting.
Missy: You're gonna get your ass kicked in high school.
Mary: (flicks Missy on the head) Hey!

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Missy: All I know is, he's not in the same grade as me any more. And I'm thrilled.

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Mary: Everybody excited to start school Monday?
George Jr.: How can I be excited when he's gonna be in the same grade as me?
Sheldon: Don't worry, Georgie. I'm not planning on being in the ninth grade for very long.

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Sheldon: Did you wash your hands before dinner?
George Jr.: None of your business.
Sheldon: Hence the mittens.

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Mary: That's enough. Now, let's pray.
Sheldon: A moment please.
George Sr.: Hmm.
Mary: Leave him be.
George Sr.: He can hold hands with his family. It won't kill him.
Sheldon: We don't know that.

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Sheldon: I was exploring dimensional kinematics.
George Jr.: Admit it. He's adopted.
Sheldon: How can I be adopted when I have a twin sister? Think, monkey, think.