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Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

George Jr.: If it's just the two of us, why can't I eat watching TV?
Mary: 'Cause you're having dinner with your mother and it's a chance for us to talk.
George Jr.: Sheldon's having dinner and looking out the window.
Mary: Want me to have him join us?
George Jr.: No!
Mary: Then quit complaining.

Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

Meemaw: So, what were you doing wandering around China?
Dr. John Sturgis: Well, when I'm not doing research or teaching, I enjoy taking the path less traveled.
Meemaw: I'm guessing it's a bike path.
Dr. John Sturgis: As a matter of fact, it was. Everybody in China rides bicycles. It's fantastic.
Meemaw: Did you see the Great Wall?
Dr. John Sturgis: I did. Interesting fact: it's filled with the dead bodies of the people who built it.
Meemaw: You don't say.
Dr. John Sturgis: Hundreds of thousands of them.

Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

Dr. John Sturgis: The trick to a successful Sichuan dinner is the Sichuan pepper.
Meemaw: Okay.
Dr. John Sturgis: Now, you may notice your lips and tongue getting numb.
Meemaw: Then why are we eating it?
Dr. John Sturgis: 'Cause it's yummy.

Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

George Sr.: So what do you think?
Meemaw: I think we might be underdressed.

Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

Adult Sheldon: During that time, I saw three cars drive by and a raccoon dragging a slice of pizza.

Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

Meemaw: Oh, my.
Dr. John Sturgis: I know, I look like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

George Sr.: You're going to dinner wearing that?
Mary: I think you mean she looks beautiful.
George Sr.: You look beautiful.
Missy: Why thank you, George.
George Sr.: How 'bout we stick with "Dad" tonight?
Missy: Okay, but you call me Melissa.
George Sr.: After you, Melissa.
Missy: Thanks, George.

Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

George Sr.: Do I really need to get dressed up to go to Red Lobster?
Mary: You're getting dressed up for your daughter. And that's a new shirt, so be sure to ask for a bib.

Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

Meemaw: Uh, so, uh, what do you say about 6:00?
Dr. John Sturgis: It's a date.
Meemaw: Terrific.
Dr. John Sturgis: Oh, and, um, let's not mention this to Sheldon so as to keep him from being underfoot.
Meemaw: Have you been talking to him?
Dr. John Sturgis: I have. See you later.

Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

Dr. John Sturgis: Next order of business. I would like to have dinner with you tonight, just the two of us.
Meemaw: Oh, well, that sounds nice. What'd you have in mind?
Dr. John Sturgis: I'd like to come to your house and cook you a Sichuan feast.
Meemaw: I'm sorry, a what?
Dr. John Sturgis: Sichuan. It's a style of Chinese cooking I learned when I was traveling through China.
Meemaw: Well, wonderful. I would love that.
Dr. John Sturgis: Great. Do you have a wok?
Meemaw: I do not.
Dr. John Sturgis: Not a problem. I have a travel wok.