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Quote from the episode Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman

Mary: I hope you'll forgive me, I just wanted to meet the person driving my nine-year-old son to Houston.
Libby: I understand.
Tam: Me, too.
Mary: I wasn't talking to you, Tam.

Quote from the episode Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman

Libby: You have a beautiful home.
Sheldon: Thank you.
Mary: Thank you.

Quote from the episode Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman

Adult Sheldon: I've often been accused of being stubborn and willful, but sometimes it works like gangbusters.

Quote from the episode Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman

Mary: All right, I'll make a deal with you.
Sheldon: I'm listening.
Mary: You can go to Houston with your friends, but I want to meet this girl first.
Sheldon: That's very reasonable. Thank you.
Mary: You're welcome.
Sheldon: Now, can you please reach the dryer sheets? I get vertigo on the step stool.

Quote from the episode Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman

[Sheldon is throwing laundry in the dryer]
Mary: What am I supposed to do with this?
Meemaw: Send him over to my house before he runs out of gas.

Quote from the episode Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman

George Jr.: You missed a spot, weirdo.
Sheldon: I see it.

Quote from the episode Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman

George Sr.: Sheldon, I need to get in there.
Sheldon: Poop at Meemaw's!

Quote from the episode Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman

Adult Sheldon: Anger is an ugly emotion. Unbridled rage even more so. And when it bubbled up inside me, I channeled it the only way I knew how. I cleaned the house like a man possessed.

Quote from the episode Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman

Mary: I gave it a lot of thought, and I'm afraid I can't allow you to drive to Houston with your friends.
Sheldon: Why?
Mary: Well, honey, you're still a little boy.
Sheldon: I don't think it's right. I'm not a little boy. I'm a high school student.
Mary: I'm sorry, I made up my mind. If you'd really like to see this movie, I'm willing to drive you. Maybe we could meet your friends there.
Sheldon: I don't want my mommy to take me.
Mary: Well, then, you're not going.

Quote from the episode Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman

Mary: Hey. I want to talk to you.
Sheldon: Hold on. Let me bring this into the station so as not to disappoint my commuters. They'd like to get home to their families.