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Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

Meemaw: Yeah?
Dr. John Sturgis: Connie, this is John Sturgis.
Meemaw: Well, hello, John Sturgis. How are you?
Dr. John Sturgis: I chipped a tooth on a peach pit this morning, but otherwise, I'm okay.

Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

George Sr.: I was just thinking that, uh, you and me, you know, we don't spend much time together. You know, we should find something to do, just-just two of us.
Missy: Like what?
George Sr.: You tell me. What-what sounds fun?
Missy: I'd like to be taken to dinner.
George Sr.: Great. Where?
Missy: To the fanciest restaurant in all of Texas.
George Sr.: Which is?
Missy: Red Lobster, where the surf meets the turf.
George Sr.: You got it.
Missy: Thanks, Dad. Mom, you got to take me shopping! I need a dress!

Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

George Sr.: Hey.
Missy: Hi, Dad.
George Sr.: What you doing?
Missy: Am I in trouble?
George Sr.: No, no. Just checking in on you.
Missy: Why?
George Sr.: 'Cause you're my daughter and I love you.
Missy: This is getting weird.
George Sr.: It is.

Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

Sheldon: And then she said for grown-ups to get to know each other, they have to have time alone.
Dr. John Sturgis: Makes sense. What else?
Sheldon: Apparently my being underfoot isn't conducive to romance.
Dr. John Sturgis: This is very helpful. Thank you.
Sheldon: I'm at your service.

Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

Meemaw: Look, I know you're invested in me and John having a relationship, and I'm not saying we won't. But it ain't gonna happen with you always underfoot.
Sheldon: Have I been underfoot?
Meemaw: Honey, in order for grown-ups to get to know each other, they need to have some alone time.
Sheldon: What if I'm around, but I took a vow of silence?
Meemaw: Go home and have your breakfast.

Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

Sheldon: I've been researching things that you and I can do with Dr. Sturgis. There's a lecture tonight at Rice University called "What's happening at the center of our galaxy".
Meemaw: Let me just stop you right there.
Sheldon: Don't worry. I know what's happening at the center, but I would never spoil it for you.

Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

George Sr.: I didn't forget. I just don't know how to spend time with her.
Mary: It ain't rocket science, George. She's a little girl. Ask her what she wants to do, and then do it with her.
George Sr.: Oh, yeah. I suppose.
Mary: Trust me. She'll be thrilled to spend some time with you.
George Sr.: Okay. Yeah, I'll give it a try. Hey, when we do, you know, whatever it is she likes to do, you're gonna be there, right?
Mary: No.
George Sr.: Well, this just got harder.

Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

Mary: Did you forget you have a daughter who would really benefit from having a good man to look up to? Oh, dear Lord. You did forget.

Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

George Sr.: You saw it. My own son can't even imagine me being a role model? How am I supposed to be okay with that?
Mary: You're a role model for Georgie.
George Sr.: I used to be. Now he wants to grow up and be Tony Danza.

Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

Sheldon: Well, that was the most stimulating dinner I've ever had in this house.
Mary: Glad you enjoyed it.
Sheldon: That man is a true role model.
George Sr.: Well, it's nice you finally got a man you can look up to.
Sheldon: Oh, believe me, I know.