George: You two share that bed, I'll take this one.
Sheldon: No.
Georgie: Nuh-uh.
George: Come on, fellas, I'm the biggest. It makes sense that I get a bed to myself.
Sheldon: No.
Georgie: Nuh-uh.
George: We'll flip for it. Georgie, call it.
Georgie: Heads.
George: Not your day.
Georgie: Dang it.
Sheldon: That looked like heads.
George: Go brush your teeth.

Meemaw: You ready to finish our conversation?
Mary: There's nothing to finish. I raised myself like a jungle child. End of story.

Meemaw: You think I didn't feel bad not being around more than I wanted to be?
Mary: Did you?
Meemaw: A little bit. I'm teasing, come on.

Meemaw: Why else would I have begged you and George to move back to Medford?
Mary: So you could be with your grandchildren.
Meemaw: And you.
Mary: Really?
Meemaw: Yeah. You're the only one of my children still talking to me.
Mary: No surprise there.
Meemaw: Besides, you raised yourself better than I ever could.
Mary: You actually believe that?
Meemaw: No, but it would help my cause if you did.

George: You want to sleep with me?
Sheldon: Yes, thank you.
George: Yeah. Got enough room?
Sheldon: Yes. You throw off a lot of heat.
George: Sorry.
Sheldon: That's all right. It's kind of nice.

George: Okay, here we go. One, two-
Sheldon: I still think we should wait till the rain slows down.
George: No, we got to get home. I got work tomorrow, you guys got school.
Sheldon: You do realize I'll get wet?
George: It's just water, Sheldon.
Sheldon: All right. Just making sure you realize.

George: Buddy, I thought we had a plan.
Sheldon: You had a plan.