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517. A Solo Peanut, a Social Butterfly and the Truth
March 31, 2022When Sheldon's old friend/rival Paige visits the university, she is surprised to find Sheldon has a social life on campus. Mary comforts Meemaw after Dale dumped her. Meanwhile, Georgie finally tells Mandy the truth.
Quote from Dale
Dale: Did you see that ridiculous car she bought?
George: Nope, but I sure have heard a lot about it.
Dale: What is her problem? She think she can do better than me?
George: Don't know what she thinks.
Dale: I'm a catch.
George: Okay.
Dale: You don't think I'm a catch?
George: You're a catch. You're very catchable.
Dale: Darn tootin'.
Quote from George Jr.
Mandy: Okay, so, uh, when do I get to see your yearbook?
Georgie: Actually... I dropped out my senior year.
Mandy: Oh.
Georgie: I'm sorry for not telling you sooner.
Mandy: No, it's okay.
Georgie: Yeah?
Mandy: Yeah. So what other secrets are you hiding from me? You got a wife and kids?
Georgie: No. But I'm not really 21. I'm 17.
Mandy: [laughs] [George is silent] What the...?!
Quote from Mary
Mandy: I can't believe you lied to me.
Georgie: Only 'cause I like you.
Mandy: Get out.
Georgie: Come on, I'm the same guy I was five minutes ago.
Mandy: Yeah, a liar.
Georgie: You lied to me about your age.
Mandy: Yeah, and then I felt really bad about it, and I told you the truth.
Georgie: 'Cause you're more mature than me.
Mandy: Go.
Georgie: Can I at least put on my shoes?
Mandy: No.
Quote from Meemaw
Meemaw: Oh, for God's sake, take off that stupid Ballard shirt.
George: Oh, look, Connie's here.
Mary: [sighs] She's upset about Dale.
Meemaw: I ain't upset about jack squat.
Quote from Meemaw
George: Surprised you're here. Figured you'd be out with your little girlfriend.
Georgie: Well, I'm not.
Meemaw: Uh-oh. Did somebody find out how old you are?
Missy: Ooh, what does that mean?
Georgie: I don't want to talk about it.
Meemaw: What it means is, your brother over here has been going out with an older woman and lying about his age.
Mary: Georgie!
Georgie: It don't matter. I told her the truth, and she dumped me.
Quote from Mandy
Georgie: Can we talk?
Mandy: [sighs] We better.
Georgie: What's going on?
Mandy: I'm pregnant.
Quote from George Jr.
Mandy: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Georgie: It ain't that big of a deal.
Mandy: I just slept with a 17-year-old.
Georgie: If you were a guy, you'd think that was cool.
Quote from Missy
Sheldon: Missy?
Missy: 'Sup?
Sheldon: Can I borrow one of your Sassy magazines?
Missy: I knew it. Okay, look, I'm cool with this, but do not tell Dad.
Sheldon: Tell him what?