Sheldon: Well, I'd like to retaliate, but I don't know anything about her.
Missy: Make something up. Ooh, tell people she has head lice.
Sheldon: I won't resort to lying.

Sheldon: Georgie, I hate to have to ask this, but are you going to vote for me?
Georgie: No. Go away.
Sheldon: Are you sure? If I win, I can make you a hall monitor. Imagine the respect you'll get then.
Georgie: Get lost.

Georgie: Lord, please take away my anger toward my stupid brother. My life is hard enough.
Don't let him be president. And while we're talking, Veronica help me out. Encourage her to do something with me she'll regret. Amen.

Mr. Givens: Remember, tomorrow we'll be dissecting worms! [class groan] Ah, your sadness makes me happy.

Mary: I heard what you said in there. That was very beautiful.
George: Thanks. I gave a similar speech to my team last week. Boy, did we get our asses kicked.

Adult Sheldon: Emboldened by my father's pep talk, I began working on my speech. I aspired to walk in the footsteps of history's greatest orators: Socrates, Winston Churchill, and, last but not least, Professor Proton.

Missy: Hey, I spoke to Nell's sister. Found out some interesting stuff.
Sheldon: Thanks, but I've decided I don't want to stoop to her level. If I can't win on the quality of my ideas, then I'd rather lose with my head held high.
Missy: That's really stupid, but in case you change your mind.

Adult Sheldon: Before I became Dr. Sheldon Cooper, I was President Sheldon Cooper. And I don't mind telling you, they both look pretty darn good on business cards. One of my first responsibilities as class president was delivering the morning announcements.